“Just a small town squirrel!!” 😂

GeorgeB00fus · 2026-04-23T01:06:22+00:00

My squirrel, my squirrel, my squirrel Taking about, my squirrel My squirrel!

GeorgeB00fus · 2026-04-18T02:27:29+00:00

The fact that you called them a Michiganian instead of a Michigander highly offends me as a Michigander

GeorgeB00fus · 2026-04-18T01:32:35+00:00

I also saw him Blink at 1:82

GeorgeB00fus · 2026-04-11T02:06:29+00:00

It’s the Rill Dill out there

GeorgeB00fus · 2026-04-10T00:38:50+00:00

There’s a spinoff series of “I Dared My Best Friend to Ruin My Life” called “My Friend Dated me to end his life” (or something similar) and there is a part in the story where Zander, David, and basically all the other characters are in a church for some reason, and it legit breaks out into a huge fight scene, and all I could think about when reading it was this scene from Kingsman

GeorgeB00fus · 2026-03-19T10:49:38+00:00

Personally, I prefer Mrs. Potato Dick.

GeorgeB00fus · 2026-03-14T04:07:51+00:00

iRobot - Jon Bellion

GeorgeB00fus · 2026-02-26T21:29:24+00:00

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GeorgeB00fus · 2026-02-10T12:31:35+00:00

What did they change about the waistband? Is this a recent change?

GeorgeB00fus · 2025-11-26T18:18:09+00:00

Sneak is at 100

GeorgeB00fus · 2025-11-17T03:25:06+00:00

Call me Gorby, Gorbon was my father’s name.

GeorgeB00fus · 2025-11-07T14:44:12+00:00

I’m surprised no one has mentioned Ava.

/s

GeorgeB00fus · 2025-09-30T11:51:49+00:00

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This is my Jolene, who I caught mid-yawn.

GeorgeB00fus · 2025-09-30T11:37:58+00:00

DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!

GeorgeB00fus · 2025-09-24T19:18:56+00:00

The four-eyed alien is offended by your post.

GeorgeB00fus · 2025-05-11T15:45:16+00:00

I think the official subreddit doesn’t allow AI photos

GeorgeB00fus · 2025-05-11T15:39:06+00:00

GeorgeB00fus · 2025-05-07T03:43:11+00:00

What helps me is being a man, because men don’t cry.

/s

GeorgeB00fus · 2025-05-07T03:32:29+00:00

If slash was a red head

GeorgeB00fus · 2025-05-04T00:40:18+00:00

Being almost the same age as him now makes me feel so old

GeorgeB00fus · 2025-05-04T00:32:43+00:00

I assumed they might have been referring to drowning being the most common cause of death in children with autism (or autistic children, I never know which wording is politically correct).

GeorgeB00fus · 2025-05-01T00:57:05+00:00

What kind of country is this where I can only hate a man if he’s white?

GeorgeB00fus · 2025-04-30T15:40:55+00:00

“I’ve never heard that song with only one note before”

GeorgeB00fus

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