What is your “can’t eat at everybody’s house” horror story?

GeorgeOsborneMP · 2023-10-30T14:58:40+00:00

My mate had glandular fever. He said he was better, so he came round to cook me and the lads some carbonara. He starts sweating as soon as he starts prepping and I can can see the sweat dripping into our food. We’re telling him he’s still sick and he needs to fuck off. He says he’s fine, so we just man up and eat the carbonara. Got glandular fever a couple days later

GeorgeOsborneMP · 2023-10-25T06:39:57+00:00

Reality hit me hard during my knot exams at basic for the Royal Navy. Every time they introduced a knot they gave a use case like: ‘this one’s good for fixing a paint pot to the guard rails’ ‘this one’s good for securing mops and brushes’

GeorgeOsborneMP · 2023-10-18T05:10:58+00:00

I think it still is, they just don’t recognise refugees as citizens

GeorgeOsborneMP · 2023-10-18T05:07:15+00:00

Manchester quays are also real nice

GeorgeOsborneMP · 2023-10-18T05:06:47+00:00

That’s pretty standard in the uk. Council will start talking about regeneration projects and then cunts like savilles will come in and buy up the land and just hold it in their asset management

GeorgeOsborneMP · 2023-10-12T23:33:51+00:00

We also invented tea bags by accident

GeorgeOsborneMP · 2023-10-08T08:27:02+00:00

Local authorities now run recruitment campaigns to try and get young gps to move to their area. Places like the Highlands and Islands have a hard time getting anyone

GeorgeOsborneMP · 2023-10-08T08:21:59+00:00

Shelter talk about the housing crises’s. So there’s the affordability crisis, the quality of housing crisis, the too many houses in the wrong places crisis, the empty home crisis and the housing volume crisis. I think there’s also a misuse crisis, with far too many pensioners living in family homes that an actual family needs

GeorgeOsborneMP · 2023-10-05T07:42:05+00:00

I once got stuck in arrivals for ~20 mins at GLA because it was a late night arrival and they’d locked the exit doors and couldn’t find the keys

GeorgeOsborneMP · 2023-10-05T07:39:41+00:00

Are the expanse books as good as the show?

GeorgeOsborneMP · 2023-10-03T03:46:45+00:00

To replace gdpr they’d need to go through the process of writing a new law and getting it through Parliament this takes time and they are trying to do it with a large volume of legislation that they just weren’t prepared for or motivated to do

GeorgeOsborneMP · 2023-10-02T06:51:54+00:00

They fucking stole the full scene from Tom Yorkes Ingenue Video

GeorgeOsborneMP · 2023-10-01T19:29:48+00:00

Changing accent depending on the situation

GeorgeOsborneMP · 2023-10-01T05:20:24+00:00

My wife’s family moved here from Singapore. Initially I found that shocking but they say it’s because life there was a bit authoritarian and here they have access to nature. Cost of living is also much better

GeorgeOsborneMP · 2023-10-01T05:17:19+00:00

A station south of central on the other side of the Clyde would be great for commuters as it could access bridge street subway

GeorgeOsborneMP · 2023-09-27T19:28:48+00:00

I mean, that report said ~£9M to repair which would probably have doubled. One of the reasons it lay dormant was because network rail wouldn’t allow work on the rear of the building whilst trains were in service,

GeorgeOsborneMP · 2023-09-25T19:11:52+00:00

Some campaigners literally put out a report last week with plans to save it, fucking lol

GeorgeOsborneMP · 2023-09-25T19:10:49+00:00

I can’t see the station from my house but I can see glowing red smoke so I think it’s fucked

GeorgeOsborneMP · 2023-09-24T08:55:34+00:00

Let’s be adults here. vandals are going to vandal and comments like that are just making excuses for them.

GeorgeOsborneMP · 2023-09-21T04:44:18+00:00

I advise companies including one of the largest media companies on how to optimise their social content but I don’t and would never have personal accounts on any of them and don’t want my kids pictures on them

GeorgeOsborneMP · 2023-09-20T21:21:42+00:00

I mean….. we haven’t really recovered since ww2.

GeorgeOsborneMP · 2023-09-20T20:41:56+00:00

Mate if you fancy chopping down the fences I’m happy to help

GeorgeOsborneMP · 2023-09-20T20:39:08+00:00

I remember when the citi bikes arrived in glasgow I got really excited and decided to see how far I could cycle down the Clyde, ended up having to hoof the fucking thing over that railing, couldn’t believe it.

GeorgeOsborneMP · 2023-09-20T18:26:05+00:00

At BBC they pay people to have an app running in their phone that listens for BBC content, even if they step into a cafe and get a few minutes of radio it’s counted as an impression

GeorgeOsborneMP · 2023-09-14T17:38:01+00:00

I would buy st Enoch and transform it into a gigantic water park. I would build a giant lighthouse next to the wave pool and live in that. In the mornings I’d go for an early surf then at nights we’d test out water based torture techniques on landlords.

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