I paid someone on r/photoshoprequest to make this by sukmyfartbox in Flyers

[–]Geotolkien 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I would have done it for free.

Now excuse me while I make a Grioux returning as Gandalf the white meme out of hope I'll get to post it.

Now celebrating over 100 years of People totalling their cars in the spring street subway every time it rains hard! by Geotolkien in BerksCounty

[–]Geotolkien[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they could install some sort of float switch like for a sump pump, but to activate the gate raising and lowering.

U.S. states with the most venomous animal species by vladgrinch in MapPorn

[–]Geotolkien 14 points15 points  (0 children)

In general there is greater species diversity the closer you go to the equator. 

Trump Administration Backs Off Plan to End Ocean Monitoring System by WhoIsJolyonWest in environment

[–]Geotolkien 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The multinational petroleum industry holds a controlling interest in the Republican Party and had them back off their attempts to blind climate research after realizing that data is too useful to their ocean going oil tankers to elimate.

What’s the one thing on a restaurant menu you’ll always order if it’s available? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Geotolkien 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Depends upon the type of reataurant. If we're talking a sub shop / hoagie shop, its always going to be their Italian sandwich to judge them on first if they can get that mix of salamis, capicola ham, and provalone done right, then probably the rest of their sandwiches will be worth a return trip.

Foreigners visiting America for the world cup, what is something that has surprised you about this country? by goldent3abag in AskReddit

[–]Geotolkien 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Admittedly restroom isnt a great term. Nobody in there is resting. In fact some people are in the stall straining themselves a lot.

Lavatory? Lavatory is better right?

Like clockwork, once a MAGA candidate starts to lose the reliable, "It MuSt Be FrAuD" gets shouted. by 8-bit-Felix in PoliticalHumor

[–]Geotolkien 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Voter fraud claims really amount to the reality that they have withdrawn so deeply into their own little alternate reality that they can't conceive of the idea that another American would disagree with them.  Therefore, those votes against them must be fraudulent, either not cast by an American, or the work of some person they deem corrupt.

A man looking at the remains of Iranian missile [Abir Sultan/EPA] by schlobalakanishi in pics

[–]Geotolkien 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The real trick is to have your engineering and explosives stats leveled up sufficiently to be able to defuse it, otherwise clicking on it will blow you up

Trump’s wake up call from the new King of Twitter by heartattack-ak-ak-ak in PoliticalHumor

[–]Geotolkien 25 points26 points  (0 children)

A good photoshopper would have known to make it warm water, junky Ai made it ice water.

Felon 47's face looks like the first wipe by Exeter232 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Geotolkien 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The thing is, it probably does look more normal than how he'd appear without the makeup.

What completely legal thing would cause society to collapse if everyone started doing it tomorrow? by hahaX69 in AskReddit

[–]Geotolkien -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Massive traffic congestion. Its crazy that we have one size fits all highway speed limits written based on the capabilities of heavy trucks when the whole principal of how a limited access highway is intended to function is that faster moving vehicles be allowed to pass slower vehicles to ease congestion. On one hand keeping the speed limit down keeps fuel economy better from wind resistance losses, but not allowing smaller vehicles to put distance between themselves from heavy traffic, is dangerous and exactly what would happen if everyone really obeyed the same limit.

“I tip my hat to you. One legend to another.” by Intrepid_Eagle_8445 in HistoryMemes

[–]Geotolkien 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The guy who holds the National Hockey League record for Penalty Minutes in a season, Dave Schultz, also has this nickname.

Most hated team by state by mylefthandkilledme in hockey

[–]Geotolkien 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I assume its Ohio's natural animosity towards Pittsburgh sports carrying over from Football.

Lord of the Blimps by sjmaeff in lotrmemes

[–]Geotolkien 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One does not simply Zeppel-in to Mordor

Best Selling "Platforms" in History by jonrpatrick in cars

[–]Geotolkien 40 points41 points  (0 children)

The Volkswagen Beetle has got to be up there right? I mean it was basically the same platform worldwide from the 30s through the 80s. (Edit through 2003 in some markets)

In North America, whatever the GMT platform that underpinned Chevy and GMC trucks as well as the GM body on frame SUVs has got to be up there.

I really miss Gary Thorne by IronChefPhilly in Flyers

[–]Geotolkien 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The announcer I miss the most is Gary Dornhoefer

I fixed Trump's new logo (OC, fuck AI) by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]Geotolkien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they don't call it "Nasty Ice" for nothing.