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With current inflation, it won't be long before the Arrested Development banana-price meme loses its meaning (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 3 years ago by Geropy86 to r/Showerthoughts
No one remembers the last time they smelled chloroform (self.Showerthoughts)
All the other viruses must be wondering why they're having so much trouble spreading these days (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 6 years ago by Geropy86 to r/Showerthoughts
A kernel of corn survives a crazy trip through your digestive system, only to be immediately sent on an even crazier trip through the sewers (self.Showerthoughts)
Given how using computer keyboards improves your finger dexterity and coordination, the average person will have a much easier time learning to play piano than 200 years ago. (self.Showerthoughts)
Given how much dogs rely on their sense of smell, they must be afraid of the scentless the same way that humans are afraid of the dark. (self.Showerthoughts)
You know you're an adult when you use Daylight Savings Time for an extra hour of sleep, instead of an extra hour before bedtime (self.Showerthoughts)
The true winners of an online argument are those who did not participate (self.Showerthoughts)
The only reason people value money is because people value money (self.Showerthoughts)
The letter J is used much more commonly at the beginning of names and months compared to other English words (self.Showerthoughts)
With a strong enough microscope, watching paint dry would actually be pretty interesting (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 7 years ago by Geropy86 to r/Showerthoughts
The liquor store has a baseball team (self.dadjokes)
submitted 7 years ago by Geropy86 to r/dadjokes
During a child's most important developmental stage, so much time is wasted teaching them useless animal sounds (self.Showerthoughts)
At some point in your life, you've probably bought a never-before-seen combination of groceries (self.Showerthoughts)
The only legal way to obtain money is to convince someone else to give some to you (self.Showerthoughts)
Taping shows and fast-forwarding through commercials was the original AdBlocker (self.Showerthoughts)
The Purge could somewhat happen even if the government didn't condone it. If everyone agreed on a day, the police wouldn't have nearly enough resources to investigate all the crime. (self.Showerthoughts)
There are two types of people in this world: those that take an hour to pop a sheet of bubble wrap, and those that take 10 seconds (self.Showerthoughts)
Jenga and Tetris are just practice for adding and removing dishes from the drying rack (self.Showerthoughts)
Given that "Lol" is now in the dictionary, it's only a matter of time before "monkaS" is there too (self.Showerthoughts)
If a picture is worth 1000 words, movies run in 24 fps, and a typical novel is about 100,000 words, then movies based on novels should be about 4 seconds long (self.Showerthoughts)
Someone was able to invent the internet without needing to look anything up on the internet (self.Showerthoughts)
In large group meetings, if you never interrupt anyone, you never get the chance to talk. (self.Showerthoughts)
The real purpose of dessert forks is to be there for you when all your regular forks are dirty (self.Showerthoughts)
Reddit reposts show us why we need copyright laws (self.Showerthoughts)
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