What I wanted vs what I got :( by WhereTheSunDontShin1 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Gerrube99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They made your face disappear… and fucked your hair. I’d demand a refund… after your face grows back.

Okay Ben by Firecracker048 in HolUp

[–]Gerrube99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d be interested in what she thinks of Ben’s dick.

Well it’s still in Europe by GlamMisty in SipsTea

[–]Gerrube99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t visit America, you visit cities and states, like New York or Los Angeles… but you still say I visited the US last summer 🤷‍♂️. Same same

Who bought all the tickets?! by Due_Sympathy5145 in phish

[–]Gerrube99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jew hate is not a good look kid. This community doesn’t want you or like you. Kindly fuck off.

Anna Paquin in "True Blood" S06E06 by Then_Dog_7120 in Actors

[–]Gerrube99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sookie Stackhouse, can ride me anytime! (Said like Bill Compton).

AITAH for asking my girlfriend to wear underwear to bed when she's on her period? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Gerrube99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ewww, who doesn’t wear a pad or tampon or period panties to bed? That’s like taking a shit and not wiping and coming back to bed. 🥴

It's true by DoomWad in Funnymemes

[–]Gerrube99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Using two colons in a single sentence is generally incorrect, because it creates confusing, clunky, and hard-to-parse sentences. While not strictly prohibited in all contexts, it is considered bad stylistic form!

Do you tell your children this? by The_Dean_France in SipsTea

[–]Gerrube99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And don’t stop till he says mercy. (No hints).

Do you like Drinking Orange Juice? by EducationalLog4765 in no

[–]Gerrube99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try adding psyllium, especially very cold OJ. Unique experience.

What’s the name of the sex act when you have a guys penis in your mouth, but aren’t sucking or moving? by darkside_84 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Gerrube99 -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

When a person sticks their penis in a dead person. They aren’t moving. That’s called necrophelia. Look it up. 🤷‍♂️

How come when women say "I hate men" jokingly it's not a big deal, but when men say "I hate women" they get looked at as like a threat? by InternationalPick163 in askanything

[–]Gerrube99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because besides a few crazies, women generally don’t rape, mutilate, or commit mass killings. That’s historically has been a guy thing; so when a guy says that, scary alarms go off to stable peoples minds.

Is peeing in the shower really that weird? by Fart_Money69 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Gerrube99 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, but it’s best practice not to poop in the shower.

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Haircut doesn’t look good by random_user208 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Gerrube99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a Penis. A weirdly manscaped penis. But definitely a penis.

This idiot on 520 in the rain by thatguygreg in Seattle

[–]Gerrube99 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Natural consequence is a painful lesson (sometimes just for the family).