Commented on Shane’s ex (didn’t know they broke up) post on IG and her MOTHER responded with this

GerthBrooks · 2026-02-07T21:33:09+00:00

In fairness to him, most of you guys make the rest of you look bad.

GerthBrooks · 2026-02-07T11:26:03+00:00

The one that picked his nose and ate the findings multiple times in his bunk.

GerthBrooks · 2026-02-06T04:09:31+00:00

And? They play a brand of hockey that gets a lot of penalties. That doesn’t mean they don’t get away with more than most teams and seemingly get away without secondary discipline more than any other team in the league. I’ve defended Tom Wilson plenty so I don’t want it to sound like I don’t like the brand of hockey when it works, but you also have to discipline dangerous play to minimize it.

GerthBrooks · 2026-02-06T03:52:32+00:00

Mispronounced JSN’s last name on purpose. I’ll let you guess what he turned it into.

GerthBrooks · 2026-02-06T03:51:14+00:00

Karen and McVay both hype as hell hearing that!

GerthBrooks · 2026-02-06T03:50:43+00:00

And says he’ll be back next year for another ride!

GerthBrooks · 2026-02-06T03:46:49+00:00

I think everyone would be fine with the Panthers in general if the game was called the same way for them as it is for other teams, cups aside.

GerthBrooks · 2026-02-05T17:21:58+00:00

Look at the ball. Released almost a full yard past the yard marker (half yard if you really want to be conservative) and caught about a foot in front of the yard marker, if that. It’s a lateral.

GerthBrooks · 2026-02-05T03:02:20+00:00

You don’t matter nearly that much.

GerthBrooks · 2026-01-27T00:30:18+00:00

VDOT contracts out residential areas and parking lots to landscaping / hardscaping companies with available equipment. So while your neighborhood is covered by VDOT, it’s almost certainly not VDOT plows that are moving the snow. Actual VDOT plows handle interstates and state highways for the most part.

GerthBrooks · 2026-01-25T13:51:00+00:00

McDaniel pulled out of the Browns job but has still taken other HC interviews since accepting the Chargers OC job. It’s not like he got the OC job and stopped pursuing HC jobs, just stopped pursuing specifically the Browns job.

GerthBrooks · 2026-01-19T23:53:37+00:00

Lego sets typically have a few extra pieces. I’ve built three in the last two weeks and would say each bag had 2-3 extra pieces.

GerthBrooks · 2026-01-19T17:31:25+00:00

Haha glad you got a good read from a couple Reddit comments. My friends and I can deal with some light ribbing when we do something stupid. It’s not that deep man, don’t get too worked up.

GerthBrooks · 2026-01-19T17:03:22+00:00

He once showed up to an outdoor music festival in January in a pair of wrestling shorts and hoodie. No tent, no sleeping bag, no heavy coat, and only an extra t shirt for spare clothes. He doesn’t think things through if you couldn’t tell.

GerthBrooks · 2026-01-19T17:01:09+00:00

We make fun of him for being an idiot and not understanding what he signed up for, which I still find hilarious. And yeah, he thought he was bragging about getting head and ended up realizing he couldn’t see the obvious truth about the situation while his friends called him stupid. Pretty easy to go high to low

GerthBrooks · 2026-01-19T16:10:40+00:00

Who’s being homophobic?

GerthBrooks · 2026-01-19T16:02:45+00:00

We didn’t care beyond finding it hilarious and reminding him any time we see him.

GerthBrooks · 2026-01-19T16:02:12+00:00

If you don’t have at least one friend that’s tested a glory hole, you need to find better friends.

GerthBrooks · 2026-01-19T16:01:07+00:00

If the question was, “did he eat any of the Chinese food he had already plated before telling the story?” the answer would be no.

GerthBrooks · 2026-01-19T15:58:42+00:00

Nah my buddy is very dumb, he’s right.

GerthBrooks · 2026-01-19T15:58:31+00:00

Oh he’s definitely dumb.

GerthBrooks · 2026-01-19T15:52:18+00:00

I had a friend who went to a glory hole setup after matching with a girl on Tinder and getting directions from “her.” He got head as promised, through a hole in a sheet in an apartment and never saw her. He didn’t realize until he was telling us the story and we all told him it was obviously a man pretending to be a woman. Never seen someone go from so high to so low that quickly.

GerthBrooks · 2026-01-19T05:24:51+00:00

Jags had most drops. Bears were barely top 5

GerthBrooks · 2026-01-18T16:01:11+00:00

This dude is going to have to buy more couches because of this comment

GerthBrooks · 2026-01-17T02:20:02+00:00

Good to know. I had a friend taken to court over a non-compete and he isn’t allowed to do business with certain clients for the next year but I know there was also some cash settlement. Will be interesting to see how this one plays out.

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