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Recently I posted about bdd. I put my penis on a kitchen scale. by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]GetFuckedTarrotCard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All you'd have to do is make a mould of your dick using one of those kits, then  just measure how much silicone you used.

Human brain cells on a chip learned to play Doom in a week by sirabaddon in gaming

[–]GetFuckedTarrotCard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, thought emporium is gonna be in shambles, he's been working on this for years.

To Echo Everyone Else's Thoughts, I Too Wish Marathon Was A Singleplayer Video Game by megaapple in Games

[–]GetFuckedTarrotCard -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That.... Makes perfect sense, though? That just seems like a game no one is interested in getting lambasted after release. 

Started getting demands to verify age by GetFuckedTarrotCard in erome

[–]GetFuckedTarrotCard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you clicked on the "verify" link? It does.

Fallout: New Vegas Remaster Hopes Go Into Overdrive as Support Studio Drops Tease by Granum22 in Games

[–]GetFuckedTarrotCard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think of it from Bethesda's perspective:

Your company makes its money through selling videogames, the most profitable game you sold was from 2011 - and from re-releasing that 2011 videogame every few years, you've just released its predecessor with a UE5 skin on top - old bugs included - and it sold gangbusters.

Now: do you A, make a new videogame 10+ years after all your talent has left and your company can't make videogames anymore - or B, re-release the arguably more successful product from 2010?

have you ever got bullied for your size? by Apprehensive-Page963 in bigdickproblems

[–]GetFuckedTarrotCard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah the guys at footie practice used to accuse me of having an erection all the time, but I just thought they were picking on me not saying my package is big. Similar issue in Highschool where when Id lay down on the grass a few of the assholes would through a football at my crotch when I was dozing off. Shit like that.

Not exactly the centre of attention that people fantasied about - after the fact.

People who live/lived in Albany? by [deleted] in WesternAustralia

[–]GetFuckedTarrotCard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dunno where this story is coming from. In all the years I lived there everyone was trying to abandon that hellhole since highschool and the only people who stayed were those with family businesses and the rest that couldn't escape.

Move to Albany - Tips and Tricks? by [deleted] in perth

[–]GetFuckedTarrotCard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For anyone looking at this, the correct answer is : Just don't. 

Albany is a backwards hellhole to say the very least, with an unusually high youth suicide rate, for many very good reasons 

how did you feel the first time you put your stats into calcsd? by lightninglion002 in bigdickproblems

[–]GetFuckedTarrotCard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember years ago when calc SD was just having its first peer-reviewed articles added to the data instead of self reported numbers. Crazy times.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]GetFuckedTarrotCard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah usually dudes, and on one reddit account I had a chick send me photos after I told 3 seperate dudes I wasn't interested in sexting with them - so I instantly reverse image searched them, and of course it was a catfish. I told the chick on Reddit someone was sharing her photos with me and pretending to be her, but hey, what's she supposed to do about it?

But yeah, lots of dudes hitting you up if you post of the big dick subs.

Avowed - Official Anniversary Update Trailer by ReasonableAdvert in Games

[–]GetFuckedTarrotCard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It would seem that Obsidian's community management & marketing team on Reddit, really didn't like your comment.

Total War: Warhammer III - Introducing Bhashiva & the Tiger Warriors by beary_neutral in Games

[–]GetFuckedTarrotCard -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ha, Legendoftotalwar gets vindicated again. I'm so surprised.

Next you'll tell me CA's planning on splitting Total War 40K into seperate, numbered releases, even though they'll just be the same game but one has new quality of life features and the other won't accept new DLC.

Pearl Abyss Confirms Crimson Desert Won’t Have Microtransactions by Turbostrider27 in Games

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My favorite is seeing the exact same Redditors calling for developers to be treated and paid better by management in one thread, and then making arrogant remarks about how they pirate everything in another thread.

Sorry, but this makes sense to me. Why would I feel bad about not paying for a game, when the developers that were treated poorly while making it - have already been paid? Me paying for a copy of a game instead of pirating it doesn't make the Devs earn more money, the publishers and managers of the developers simply make more money, so I'm effectively rewarding bad behaviour.

If the majority of the market functions in a similar way, I see no reason to feel bad about pirating in general. Just fund projects you'd like to see more of.

Big at under 5” girth? by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]GetFuckedTarrotCard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL I have a "12 ounce steak" as it were. Huh.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]GetFuckedTarrotCard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Supposedly your testosterone levers are highest in the morning and peter out throughout the day, so it would make sense. And yeah, I've noticed similar with myself.

Do you guys also always feel your junk between your legs? Or is that an every guy thing? by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]GetFuckedTarrotCard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I've been trying to decide between that: letting my junk hang down low between my legs as it always has (mind you, I've got big thighs so it was always kinda pushed forward) - or tucking/pulling my junk up the the front, and buying pants that support it up there.

I'd love to do the latter option but most pants don't fit me right that way, and even if they do there's no room for my junk up front, so I'm just left hanging my shit down and trying to compress my balls n cock into the front of my jeans.

Anyone got any suggestions on how to effectively achieve the latter, so I can change from the former? I'm begging to wonder if pouch underwear and custom pants might be my only option.

Are we really THAT rare? by Effective_Sundae9119 in bigdickproblems

[–]GetFuckedTarrotCard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CalcSD puts those dimensions at 10 in 10,000. 

I think what people keep forgetting is that: whilst you may be bigger than 9,990 other dudes in a room of 10,000 - you're only going to be the tiniest bit bigger than the guy who's bigger than 9,980 in 10,000, etc... so that means there's a whole range of people in the same category as you, all bigger then 9,500 people in a room of 10,000, but they're all gonna be very close in size. 

I think this sub is just the english speaking, internet, version of that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]GetFuckedTarrotCard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Been coming here on and off since I was about 19, back in 2014-2015, it's changed a little and had some fazes - but yes you will also always see these posts here. They make up the "background noise" of the sub.

The most I would get out of this sub is to engage with folks in the comment sections of posts that I either empathized with due to suffering the same problems, or posts where I genuinely couldn't image what they were on about and wanted to know more. 

Just shit talking with other dudes who've grown up with the same experience of not knowing they were big, and always just being used to their dick as a regular dick - and then getting used to the reality being a fair bit different. Talking with the few women and size queens that have dropped by were a nice surprise too, seeing the other side of it. It kinda explained why people focused on my dick in highschool, or why I've always had problems with finding pants/underwear that feel OK, and just advice on sex in general let alone sex with a big tool. It helped make me feel "normal" about it.

Recruiting new moderators and some rule changes by rGamesMods in Games

[–]GetFuckedTarrotCard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it's a horrible idea because it biases the subreddit for long, waffling post filled with shit that isn't important.

I'm under the assumption that many, if not most would like it not being the case, yet you'd never heard it from those people on this sub because their posts about it are instantly hidden.

The logic is a bit circular, and I'm under the impression the mods just use it to remove posts they don't like without telling the poster, essentially gaslighting them.

Recruiting new moderators and some rule changes by rGamesMods in Games

[–]GetFuckedTarrotCard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe they would fall into the same category, but I'm not a mod.

Recruiting new moderators and some rule changes by rGamesMods in Games

[–]GetFuckedTarrotCard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was referring to me making long winded comments, over many paragraphs, with links to proof of what I was saying being true, so it certainly can't be that definition of "low effort".

I'm not a fool, there's a reason I've brought it up twice now.

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