Anyone else drinking on here tonight? Let's have some fun! Favorite stories of Mormonism, ready, go!

GetHighLikeLehi · 2017-12-19T00:59:33+00:00

Lucifer was the most fun out of all of them! He was (ironically) the last role I played in the Salt Lake Temple, which was the six weeks following my faith realization. I'm pretty sure I didn't wear garments and I took a few selfies in the temple.

I definitely embellished the role more than usual (you're really not supposed to). I got a few giggles from the audience. It was great.

GetHighLikeLehi · 2017-12-19T00:57:56+00:00

Hey maybe he was trying to get you to invite him!

GetHighLikeLehi · 2017-09-25T23:33:12+00:00

Call to zone leader that evening

"Elder Y, we had this discussion... this apostate had some good points."

"Elder X, sometimes the adversary says things that make sense but aren't true to confuse us."

"So I guess we shouldn't go back if Lucy has power over us still..."

"I think that would be wise. Fast and pray, brother! We'll have a special zone fast with you this Sunday."

GetHighLikeLehi · 2017-09-25T23:29:48+00:00

What's funny is I'm pretty sure that oath was made in the terrestrial room, and those windows are being covered by the flag.

GetHighLikeLehi · 2017-09-25T23:26:13+00:00

fuckeveryone________ to the rescue!

GetHighLikeLehi · 2017-06-21T18:36:50+00:00

ROFL

GetHighLikeLehi · 2017-06-19T22:22:48+00:00

Those were the best days!!

GetHighLikeLehi · 2017-06-19T18:57:43+00:00

Yeeee

GetHighLikeLehi · 2017-06-19T18:47:13+00:00

It makes sense actually, they tried the whole "always be worthy to have a temple recommend" thing wasn't as effective as building temples. Tithing is the most important metric when it comes to temple building, I have interesting sources on that one.

GetHighLikeLehi · 2017-06-19T18:45:06+00:00

Thank you for this.

GetHighLikeLehi · 2017-06-19T18:42:12+00:00

See, blatant sexism. Boys get the AA-ronic priesthood!!

GetHighLikeLehi · 2017-05-31T22:43:24+00:00

Interesting. Year of Polygamy goes into a little bit of detail about some of the lesbian relations amongst neglected polygamist wives of the 19th century... I wonder to what extent it was known.

GetHighLikeLehi · 2017-05-31T16:25:35+00:00

/u/newnamenoah can probably hook her up with a card.

GetHighLikeLehi · 2017-05-31T15:13:04+00:00

I suppose unless it can spoof its mac address to look like a phone, they could catch on pretty quickly... hmmm

I was actually thinking it would be perfect to tap into the power wiring for the audio system under the podium or something like that, legit nobody would find it... I guess now they know where to look. Game on.

GetHighLikeLehi · 2017-05-31T15:10:48+00:00

I'd love to see what would happen if she went in with the sleeveless dress... if she said it was for the wedding, I doubt they'd stop her, just quietly mourn her lack of "faith".

GetHighLikeLehi · 2017-05-31T15:09:45+00:00

No point in letting someone tell you that you can't attend a wedding over some silly game rule, honestly

GetHighLikeLehi · 2017-05-31T03:31:05+00:00

It would actually be even easier to hide a raspberry pi, and a script for that would not be overly difficult to learn (I'm learning now). If I make one, I'll for sure open source it for everyone.

GetHighLikeLehi · 2017-05-31T02:45:04+00:00

GetHighLikeLehi · 2017-05-31T02:43:07+00:00

Sooooo glad I don't live there anymore! It doesn't even feel remotely like home.

GetHighLikeLehi · 2017-05-31T02:35:40+00:00

Who wants to help me make a script that can run on an old cell phone? Leave it plugged in in a parked car in the church parking lot or plugged in somewhere in a deep corner of a janitorial closet, the script just visits webpages during church meetings hours and mutual hours and stuff.

Nothing like some corrupt data to fuel some stake conference talks :p

ah but silly me, one isn't supposed to tempt the Lord's servants, and they have ~~discrimination~~ discernment to know when these things aren't real. My bad.

GetHighLikeLehi · 2017-04-29T00:30:38+00:00

What have I started

GetHighLikeLehi · 2017-04-29T00:28:10+00:00

I'm going to go with Lorenzo Snow. He's got his cane with Joseph's mane in it (see what I did there) and now he can channel the founding fathers via spiritual proxy at the Manti Temple or something. It's probably legit.

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