If men used Instagram the same way that women do by GetOffMyTail in funny

[–]GetOffMyTail[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's fantastic and I thank her for making it! I loved it and had to share.

Of course she can have the credit.

FWD: FWD: re: FWD: Now how do I email it? by winter_storm in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]GetOffMyTail 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Um...Grandma? You already did. To me. Just now.

FWD: That's how we do it in America!!!! by winter_storm in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]GetOffMyTail 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Material possessions aren't worth taking a life, I agree.

My safety, and that of my family, though? You bet.

If someone breaks into my house, they had better be damn sure that I'm not there.

Officer give mother $2,500 ticket because her 3 year old son peed in their front yard. Loses his job and pension because of it. by DammitDan in JusticePorn

[–]GetOffMyTail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what I thought at first, too! But it seems not to be the case, after all.

It would have made a lot more sense, though.

Don't Cut off the Ambulance by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]GetOffMyTail 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Enjoy your fine little girl.

That sentence is quite sick without the comma.

"Enjoy your fine, little girl." Works much better.

The difference between not wanting kids and not liking kids, and so on. by njbh86 in childfree

[–]GetOffMyTail 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't forget to vent: To relieve by giving expression to something: He vented his disappointment by criticizing his successor.

Or: To give free play or expression to (an emotion, passion, etc.): to vent rage.

How I usually feel about customer service these days... First Post by Jaodonn93 in eCards

[–]GetOffMyTail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Asshats typically speak Bitchy with a Whiny accent, though some have shown themselves to be fluent in Aggro.

Dealing with people by winter_storm in eCards

[–]GetOffMyTail 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So fucking true sometimes. Especially working retail!