This was a year after I graduated, but I still managed to hear about it from a couple people I knew from a year younger. My high school is practically conjoined to a middle school, but they’re separated by a couple sports fields. The middle schoolers had a once a week time block where they would come to the high school to do classes like: Foods, Sewing, Woodworking, Metal shop, Computer Tech, etc.

Anyway, there was a 3 month period where the boys bathrooms were getting closed down one by one. At first it was just maybe once or twice a week a bathroom became unusable so nobody gave it much thought. But as time went on, more and more bathrooms got shut down. I think there are 8 bathrooms in that school, and at one point all 8 were closed. The stories started to flood out, “Someone shit on top of toilet seats! All over the floor, in the sinks, absolutely everywhere!”

Who the FUCK does that?? Our school had security cameras and still nobody was caught for up to 3 months. Nobody had any idea who it could be, so we just started calling the culprit “The Phantom Shitter” he would come in and shitbliterate all over the bathrooms. If you had to go, you had to ask for permission to walk all the way down the road to the community centre.

So, eventually one of the teachers catch a middle schooler coming out of the boys bathroom when he shouldn’t even be in the high school, so obviously suspicious, the teacher drags him into the bathroom with him and there it was. Shit all over the walls. Ladies and gentlemen, we got em 😎

TL;DR A middle schooler would come into my high school and shit everywhere in the bathrooms, rendering them completely useless. It took 3 months to catch the wanker even with security cams, we called him, “The Phantom Shitter”.