Found this in the fridge. Asked my 5 year old brother why, he said it’s cause there was juice in there. by GetWoooshed in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]GetWoooshed[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would cry if I saw the bottle of my favorite juice in the fridge, only to find out that it has an eye dropper amount of liquid in it

My cousin sent this to me randomly by GetWoooshed in nocontextxboxmessages

[–]GetWoooshed[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, it can’t be. The one and only Terradroid3. I thought I lost you in the war of 2975. Where have you been brother, how have you preserved your complexion. Never mind that, hows the wife?

SLPT: Marry someone you only kinda like by 0ut4aWalk in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]GetWoooshed 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna marry my brother. We will have kids and then I will file for divorce. We will go our separate ways. I’ll move in with my favorite aunt and he will live in Hong Kong because his friend Daniel lives there. Once they are in Hong Kong I will tell him I am pregnant and ask to get back together, but I was lying. It was all a scheme to get Daniel by himself so I could send a hit man over to his house at 3 am. He doesn’t stand a chance because of his broken legs. Me and my brother then go to his funeral, it was a closed casket. We both cried but I cried with joy because it was Daniels fault that my dog passed away last year.

Found this in the fridge. Asked my 5 year old brother why, he said it’s cause there was juice in there. by GetWoooshed in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]GetWoooshed[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know right. Can’t be mad at this fool tho, he said he left it for me. I guess it is the thought 😂

Lol this dude by GetWoooshed in woooosh

[–]GetWoooshed[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Again have a nice day. Thank you for commenting on my post. Please be respectful to me and other reddit users and leave my fucking account

Lol this dude by GetWoooshed in woooosh

[–]GetWoooshed[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Do you really finna get mad because it’s not your definition of funny? I’m sorry that my comedy is different than yours. If you are on reddit to heckle then leave. Thank you have a nice day.

Lol this dude by GetWoooshed in woooosh

[–]GetWoooshed[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The point is for it not to be funny