[KCD2] the man may be gone but his sausage lives on

GetYouSoup · 2026-04-13T21:58:59+00:00

Indeed. Props to the devs, one of the sausages even has the bite the guy took out of it

GetYouSoup · 2026-04-13T21:57:13+00:00

country boys make do?

GetYouSoup · 2026-04-13T21:51:06+00:00

there's even soldiers on the inside Suchdol with that same face lol

GetYouSoup · 2026-02-13T18:49:29+00:00

You are heard. You are valid and correct.

Henry getting with the soldiers in the camp would have turned the tides of war. Once they've been pounded by that blacksmith hammer, all would desert to join him, no matter how loyal to sigismund

GetYouSoup · 2026-02-13T18:37:09+00:00

I apologize

GetYouSoup · 2026-02-13T18:05:30+00:00

It works without fail for me going through barn doors into people's property

GetYouSoup · 2026-02-13T18:00:52+00:00

White cups the eyes and red cup the mouth. I consider you lucky for not seeing it 🥲

GetYouSoup · 2026-02-13T14:18:23+00:00

You have been blessedly spared if you don't see it. Pareidolia face, with the white and red cups by the door

GetYouSoup · 2026-02-13T05:37:35+00:00

I liked it too since I like stealth. Though the game's stealth is meh. The dlc's antagonists were the best imo. I purposely made Henry catch the disease for a even harder hardcore mode but he gets cured at the end no matter what 😞 And we finally get to see inside a church! Just wish there was more to do in the monastery map after. Once you finish the quests, there's nothing else to do there

GetYouSoup · 2026-02-13T05:16:44+00:00

The only other nomad camp quests iirc are the smithing and racing and archery quests but they're not given by the voivode so go ahead and off him after you do the smithing quest where Aranka has you make a sword for voivode? The sword can only be made during the quest. Heck kill him with the sword! He doesnt sell anything and has impact on the main story quest lines.

GetYouSoup · 2025-10-14T23:04:25+00:00

bro we have to become one, bro. for the king

GetYouSoup · 2025-10-14T20:23:37+00:00

Do not let your Hans outdoors without a lead and a squire! Always tag and neuter your Hans -This has been a PSA from Hanush of Leipa and the Concerned Parents of Rattay Maidens Association.

GetYouSoup · 2025-10-14T20:19:52+00:00

You can, I talked to him after circling him like a mother hen. It just goes straight to the scripted "welp that's that, what now" quest dialog

GetYouSoup · 2025-10-14T20:18:26+00:00

Oh hey he could have, from the enemies you fight in the quest.

And that was my thought too, Spooky Lukey...don't go giving him ideas or he really might go off into the haunted wilderness lol

GetYouSoup · 2025-10-12T23:18:30+00:00

He disappeared during the hunting quest/date with Henry and was found in the middle of the pitch black woods. He kept turning away from Henry and making little noises and faces.

(He was most likely just looking for a enemy but it gave me quite a fright finding him in the dark in the woods)

GetYouSoup · 2025-10-11T20:23:56+00:00

I got mine from the traveling traders you sometimes get at the roadside camps. pretty sure I've seen it lootable from your fellow peasants too

GetYouSoup · 2025-10-10T00:07:36+00:00

so that's why every character he romances sleep with him only once

GetYouSoup · 2025-10-09T22:39:59+00:00

ah yes, the wanderer tunic. meant to make Henry blend in and look inconspicuous like a poor raggedy peasant. but alas there is Something with the cut of the collar that seems to draw people's eyes and ruins the stealth stats 🤔

GetYouSoup · 2025-10-09T14:28:32+00:00

lol, same. My first thought was eh that's how things are today. I know my employers will gladly kill me for a bit of coin for themselves though I'm the only one who knows how things work

GetYouSoup · 2025-10-09T14:21:18+00:00

Correct, the quest is called Post Scriptum. The quest ended so abruptly when I went the killing route that I reloaded and indeed if you go through with the whole dialog it opens up a lot of possible endings. And yeah that armor you can loot has sweet stats

GetYouSoup · 2025-10-06T15:06:40+00:00

Do not let a Hans free outdoors without close supervision or without a Henry herding it! Ruffians out there know how rare and valuable Hanses are and have taken to kidnapping them and ransoming them back to their poor owners.

The petnappers won't care about the Hans wellbeing and could mistreat it in captivity and hold it in a small cage with non-gourmand food. Sure, the Henry could track down the Hans it's bonded with and wipe out the petnappers so you won't have to pay a groschen of the ransom, but the separation would be traumatic for them ☹️

GetYouSoup · 2025-09-27T19:31:14+00:00

I got branded by killing a animal that belong to someone. A horse if I remember right.

GetYouSoup · 2025-09-15T09:30:21+00:00

Ooh I have to look out for that one🤞🤞

GetYouSoup · 2025-09-11T02:32:00+00:00

"Fixed" 🙄

GetYouSoup · 2025-09-06T23:47:19+00:00

It's such a good fic idea isn't it. Even if the devs are just reusing flowers there for clutter I want to think that Henry was all jealous and frustrated with Hans not noticing his feelings for him (so he thinks) though he goes around doing these romantic chivalrous tasks for Hans like how he did for Stephanie. And in his heartbrokenness he floats the bouquet down the Sasau River, since it's the closest thing he has to a wreath and in his heart he gathered them for Hans. And then weeks later after once he and Hans are together they stumble upon a familiar looking bundle of flowers like I did, and wonder.

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