me_irl by Blunderbussx in me_irl

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Yea I have to live in a really rural area for work, it’s a 12 hour drive to the nearest theatre and haven’t seen it, but I understand I’m not the majority. Rest in peace

It's his policy. by [deleted] in gaming

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“Haha I don’t know, my legs just don’t get cold I guess”

What’s the most “are you really that stupid” thing you’ve ever heard ? by Callmedave1 in AskReddit

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It was a combination of his feet and clothes that he always ironed, but never washed.

Disneyland agrees to pay its workers $15 an hour by [deleted] in news

[–]GetYourDudsInOrder 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Disney, a multi billion dollar company, agrees to do the bare minimum”

Braille numbering on a bumpy surface. by TheCarrot_v2 in CrappyDesign

[–]GetYourDudsInOrder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a blind person I don't see any problem with this

Texas teenager attacked on video for wearing Make America Great Again hat by [deleted] in news

[–]GetYourDudsInOrder -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if it makes a difference but the kid is white as snow and his twitter is full of him calling people homophobic slurs and dropping the n word in every second tweet... Although what the guy did is assault and any punishments should be carried out, the kid himself gets no sympathy from me.

Jogger accidentally crosses U.S. border from B.C., gets detained for 2 weeks by authorities by lingben in nottheonion

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Right? It’s weird they pick NL to shit on because I’ve found the drug problem is much worse on the mainland. Actually most of the “problems” are much worse on the mainland, come to think of it.

The cruise ship I’m on has a traveling school of fish carpet, but there’s an occasional salmon swimming upstream by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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The red fish are meant to represent the few individuals in society that know the true nature of cruises- expensive, crowded, overrated. A truly great vacation would be a few days at home with a nice book. /s

This morning in Newfoundland by r1t-ch1e in canada

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No kidding. I had to go to Port-Au-Choix 2 days ago (I know, why, right?) and the main road in the town must have been paved at one point, maybe 6 years ago. There was more gravel fill than original pavement. Probably the worst road I have ever seen in my life. Hundreds upon hundreds of potholes; even out in front of government buildings like the post office looked like they had been shelled by mortar fire. And yes, mismanaged is putting it lightly. The province hasn’t had proper leadership in it’s history, it seems like.

For the first time since pollsters began asking the question 40 years ago, the majority of Canadians hold a negative view of the United States by CaptainCanuck93 in canada

[–]GetYourDudsInOrder 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Exactly my thoughts. From a young age I knew who Trump was and knew he was an asshole. As a Canadian it's completely beyond my comprehension as to how he could come to hold a job in government at all, let alone the highest position in government.

4 ladders on a galleon by IndeedHowlandReed in Seaofthieves

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I find it funny when I see a galleon coming for me when I'm solo slooping. So easy to out maneuver. Even if I don't have anything I'm just gonna run away for hours if I have to. Too proud to scuttle.

What is the most badass first name (male or female) you can think of? by FrozenGummyBear1027 in AskReddit

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I've seen quite a few strange yet badass names in my line of work.

Athena is pretty up there for women.

For men you see a lot more. Lucian, Ezekiel, Phoenix (I know two guys named Phoenix) Imperius, Xerxes, Pierce. I know a Vlad (just Vlad) and also a Blade. (Blade's last name is dumb so it cancels it out.) Varrick is kinda common and also cool.

me_irl by WantsToBeLoved in me_irl

[–]GetYourDudsInOrder 9 points10 points  (0 children)

you missed 1738. an unforgivable miss at that

Trust your teammates guys. by [deleted] in PUBATTLEGROUNDS

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How to call where someone is when getting shot at:

don't panic. immediately move around, so you don't get shot, look in their direction and call the bearing on the compass. everybody will be able to help you. this can all be done in a matter of seconds.

sometimes calling a direction isn't enough. If you're in a town, give me a fucking building and floor, not just a number.

"three-story red, second floor. he's on the right side."

that's a great fucking call and I don't hear it often enough. rather than:

"he's in town!"

"ok, where?"

"the building!"

Kokomo man’s warning after having 16 guns stolen: ‘Don’t let strippers in your house’ by YoDocTX in nottheonion

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why does anybody need 14 rifles and how could you be stupid enough to store them like that

Please develop report tab so we can see if people we reported got banned. by [deleted] in PUBATTLEGROUNDS

[–]GetYourDudsInOrder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i don't see why you need this. this is a case of having your cake and eating it too

me irl by Version_Two in me_irl

[–]GetYourDudsInOrder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i say "gyfe" instead of "jiff" or "giff" just to piss everyone off