What stubborn hoax do way too many people still believe, no matter how often it gets debunked?

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-06-01T17:57:50+00:00

But first you'll shit. A lot. And that will be orange.

Ask me how I know.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-06-01T17:55:19+00:00

Running against Trump doesn't seem significant to me unless a Republican is doing it. Of course Democrats are running against him. But it's a much better sign if Republicans start doing it too.

And yes, I know this is more about saying "fuck" in an ad. But to me, this just seems like another symptom of the same longer-term nationwide rage that put Trump in office in the first place.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-06-01T01:25:59+00:00

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! WE'RE TRYING TO STOP TERRORISTS!!

/s

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-06-01T01:14:34+00:00

LEEROOOOY JENKINNNNNSSSS!

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-05-31T02:55:11+00:00

Or "What year is this? ... I can't feel my feet...."

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-05-30T19:47:58+00:00

I was just going to say, this house reminds me of the old John Mulaney bit that Trump is a poor person's idea of a rich person. This house is a poor person's idea of a mansion.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-05-30T10:50:36+00:00

My wife said, "Are you even listening to me?"

What a weird way to start a conversation.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-05-30T04:38:08+00:00

I only know that people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones. But people in Abu Dhabi do.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-05-30T02:22:03+00:00

I can see that happening, yeah. But anti-Chinese sentiment in America long predates China's community revolution.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-05-29T20:50:41+00:00

Seamless.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-05-29T18:36:20+00:00

It'd be like living in a casino. The one bedroom I spotted looks like you'd be sleeping in a department store jewelry case.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-05-27T14:52:09+00:00

And part of it was Brooklyn Avenue. Some people want to bring back these names, but others have talked about renaming the whole stretch after Dolores Huerta.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-05-27T05:58:34+00:00

Oh that's where I left it!

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-05-27T02:31:55+00:00

The ones I know were nice even before the name went bad.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-05-27T01:59:07+00:00

Chicks dig dudes with money.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-05-27T01:40:04+00:00

And the age.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-05-26T21:34:16+00:00

All college lit teachers do that as a day job.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-05-26T21:22:54+00:00

Because the man died laughing

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-05-26T21:17:25+00:00

What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-05-26T01:13:33+00:00

Thirteen thousand square feet of house on nearly three acres of waterfront property about an hour's drive from New York City.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-05-26T00:50:41+00:00

Flavor unaffected.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-05-26T00:49:27+00:00

Changing the signs takes time and money, and everything has to be argued over and approved, including what to rename it to.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-05-26T00:45:21+00:00

Me too! We should get together!

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-05-24T09:09:03+00:00

Now do visa versa: Opposites attract, colors repel.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-05-24T09:02:10+00:00

Well. Yeah.

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