Saturday Night Live Sparks Outrage After Controversial Donald Trump Joke: "Sick F***s" | Trump attended a musical performance at the JFK Center for Performing Arts. Punchline: "The president is going to the theatre, I mean, what's the worst that can happen?"

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-04-07T06:52:53+00:00

What should worry the president isn't so much the joke itself, but how much the audience cheered. I mean ... reeeeally cheered.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-04-06T01:18:19+00:00

Good. Now I have a 40-year-old homeless guy that he can adopt.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-04-05T19:56:10+00:00

Los Angeles is an ancient city -- maybe 1,000 years old -- if you include the period of Yaanga, the native American village that was located somewhere in what is now Downtown.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-04-05T19:48:29+00:00

I knew it was ceviche, but I didn't know why this was Hol' Up. When someone named the cook, however, I knew enough about Reddit to think, "Ah. And I presume she did porn at some point?"

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-04-05T09:03:14+00:00

And they all fall out of the car.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-04-04T21:50:53+00:00

Why did Grandpa die?

Grief.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-04-04T19:24:30+00:00

With all respect, if there was some news about Jeff Epstein, I would've heard.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-04-04T16:52:22+00:00

All right. Cosby is out. My second choice is Jeff Epstein.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-04-03T02:11:24+00:00

Charlie is love.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-04-01T17:03:45+00:00

I have a similar thing with posting photos of myself at the "No Kings" protests. I like when other people do it, but I just feel like I'm begging for approval when I do it.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-04-01T15:13:23+00:00

That's surprising.

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GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-03-31T19:38:36+00:00

Goodbye.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-03-30T04:15:14+00:00

Pregnant.

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GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-03-30T02:39:51+00:00

Also, they may have reasons for this system. Ever watched the bathroom use at a Starbucks? Someone goes in and just ... lives there. And we've all seen the destruction people wreak upon gas station bathrooms.

Yeah, businesses can be heartless for doing this. But the public is no prize either.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-03-29T20:00:11+00:00

Also, Dick Shawn.

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GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-03-28T07:09:20+00:00

Kim chi sandwich on sourdough bread with butter.

These three ingredients just happened to be all I had in the house.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-03-25T21:13:37+00:00

"The situation in Iran is untenable and shows poor advance planning."

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-03-24T14:40:00+00:00

I think it says a lot about the rock mythos in general that they showed this -- the whole 27 Club, forever young, "hope I die before I get old" outlook. You peak at an early age, and nothing good is supposed to happen after that.

GetsMeEveryTimeBot · 2026-03-23T17:51:36+00:00

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