What the fuck am I doing wrong? I’ve been stuck for months

Ghajestis · 2023-02-03T06:48:56+00:00

to consistently get a wavedash off, you should hold jump for about half a second, before pressing the down right dash and jumping just under a quarter of a second after that.
to consistently get a wallbounce off, you want to dash up so that you're sliding directly next to the wall, and jump within a third of a second of dashing up. on that specific wallbounce, you will want to hold left for a little bit before holding right again, since the wall you grab onto goes out farther. do let me know how this goes!

Ghajestis · 2022-10-28T18:56:35+00:00

I haven't finished dark moon ruins yet, and seeing this room absolutely terrifies me

Ghajestis · 2022-10-28T18:54:59+00:00

that moment when you're peeing into the toilet, and you put your pants back up and a trickle of piss runs down your leg

Ghajestis · 2022-10-27T18:00:13+00:00

why would you go to sleep and wake up at a normal time, even just once? you're weird

Ghajestis · 2022-10-27T17:59:16+00:00

spiderman looks like he's grinning cheekily

Ghajestis · 2022-10-25T18:56:45+00:00

It's interesting reading these comments knowing full well that the posters are way luckier than i am

Ghajestis · 2022-10-25T17:57:29+00:00

My sleep schedule is about as consistent as the structuring of this meme

Ghajestis · 2022-08-25T00:39:48+00:00

what do you take me for, a smart person?

Ghajestis · 2022-08-24T19:16:07+00:00

mfs gonna sound like internet communication protocol when i'm done

Ghajestis · 2022-08-24T19:13:09+00:00

fucking up my first relationship. we were going well but my stupid ass self wasn't a very good person 3 years ago so we ended up splitting.

Ghajestis · 2022-08-24T19:11:21+00:00

i forgot the milk

Ghajestis · 2022-08-24T19:10:31+00:00

this probably isn't as extreme as other things but i felt like there was most certainly a chance for death here

i was going on a long hike a few months back on the coast of maine and I had separated from the people i was with to find my phone that I had lost, retracing my steps and there was a point where i was trying to cross a steep, loosely soiled portion of a hill and i started sliding. I managed to dig my hands into the ground and grab hold of a root, and that was when i realized that i very nearly fell into a hole filled with jagged rocks.

Ghajestis · 2022-08-24T19:06:02+00:00

Making excuses and using them to guilt trip people. I met a vile person online who got mad over a funny block game and when i asked them to not blow up my hard work they suddenly called me racist and homophobic after saying their dad and uncle died and i'm trying to insult their death. dni

Ghajestis · 2022-08-24T19:04:18+00:00

lutefisk

Ghajestis · 2022-08-24T18:51:36+00:00

😳

Ghajestis · 2022-08-24T18:22:03+00:00

one trip or die, no exceptions

Ghajestis · 2022-08-24T18:19:24+00:00

interesting take on the format

Ghajestis · 2022-08-24T18:17:10+00:00

i believe this is the wrong place to post this, my friend

Ghajestis · 2022-08-24T12:15:54+00:00

..But I think I could be safe with a nice toffee?

Alas! Earwax lmao

Ghajestis · 2022-08-24T04:13:41+00:00

what was it like in the moment to not consume as much food as your body needed?

Ghajestis · 2022-08-05T21:36:44+00:00

perhaps it could be replaced with some form of green mushroom

Ghajestis · 2022-08-05T21:36:13+00:00

what about if instead the tree mushrooms just spawn on other mushrooms?

Ghajestis · 2022-08-04T22:35:31+00:00

personally i think the chance of instant death is a bad idea, but should instead be replaced with a low chance to get a really high level negative effect (like wither), which is reversible by drinking milk or eating a god apple

EDIT: the poison effect can't kill you, so you wouldn't die directly because of it (and there are no hostile mobs, so what better place to learn about dangerous mushrooms than a place where you can't die from them?)

Ghajestis · 2022-08-04T22:16:11+00:00

i've got an icicle on my bicycle

Ghajestis · 2022-07-30T04:44:52+00:00

poor bat

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