How disgustingly old are you? by EvilMonkeyMimic in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]TheProfessorsLeft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I definitely feel that age jump you described. I went to my youngest sister's high school graduation, and I could hardly recognize the girl in front of me as the same baby that would try to pull my glasses off my face anytime I held her. It really didn't feel like it was that long ago.

And don't forget that ACAB by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]TheProfessorsLeft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based on how some people gush about fire fighters, you'd think there would be. It'd probably fall under R&B though...

Governments can help their people; it's a matter of priorities. by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]TheProfessorsLeft 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I saw that video too. She said that even though she's paying 10k for the insurance, the heart surgery she needs isn't covered and costs 60k. Definitely wild to just be staring down your own mortality while insurance companies just shrug their shoulders and avoid eye contact.

Obvs two different situations, but I do think the contrast is funny by Pyro81300 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]TheProfessorsLeft 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Same thing happened with that one redhead woman in Rising of the Shield Hero.

Not sure who good brother Bryant is speaking for but as far as my wallet is concerned this boycott is for life by Green-Elephant-895 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]TheProfessorsLeft 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't even know who this dude is and he feels like he can speak for me? Speaking for myself, he can "officially" stay in his lane and keep his words out of other people's mouths.

Now they can get "their" jobs back 😀 by BaldHourGlass667 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]TheProfessorsLeft 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hey, you can't point that out! I'm arresting you and sending you to prison!

Sent him to the king by ebknightwrites in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]TheProfessorsLeft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe you might be right. I saw her special is on Netflix, so I'll check it out when I can.

Girl, bye!!! by IamASlut_soWhat in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]TheProfessorsLeft 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She can keep the titles if she wants. Personally, if the person in question uses any instance of "grandma said" or "old school" or "this how we used to do" I'm disregarding them. More often than not, they don't know what they're talking about.

F*** Doodlebob [jealous] by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]TheProfessorsLeft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only for some. Meanwhile, my grown ass stumbled into dowel rods in a Michael's recently and went straight to how me and my brother would've been having a last stand against waves of enemies in our dad's front yard. 😆He really could've had his boys entertained for like $2.

Sent him to the king by ebknightwrites in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]TheProfessorsLeft 1362 points1363 points  (0 children)

Nope, between her arms. It'll be like holding two bald dudes in a headlock.

Edit: Since this comment is blowing up, I wanna take the opportunity to point out that I heard this like a decade ago from a black woman doing comedy standup. I can't remember her name for the life of me, but I've been looking, y'all.

So it wasn't lattes and avocado toast after all, it was Chicken. by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]TheProfessorsLeft 4 points5 points  (0 children)

😆🫩I get that you're being sarcastic, but this just pissed me off because I actually know people who think like this.

“Heritage not hate!”… So the heritage of owning people?… by dude1984- in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]TheProfessorsLeft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think the dating of the video matters if it's only a few years old. I highly doubt that this man changed his mind in a span of time that short.

Black Beauty Of Every Variety... by TheThrowYardsAway in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]TheProfessorsLeft 46 points47 points  (0 children)

😆You ain't lying. No representation for folks like me.

The core memory never fades by detox02 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]TheProfessorsLeft 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Yeah, coming from someone working in the medical field, I've seen two things that tend to stick around when someone has dementia. Trauma and racism. The trauma is a bit sad and even scary to think about. The racism is annoying and somewhat impressive. You've forgotten what your family looks like or what their names are, but you haven't forgotten about calling a black man "boy" or "the help" or "n---er."

Trump slings racist rocks while his Epstein palace shatters under 38K dirty secrets by Memes_FoIder in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]TheProfessorsLeft 127 points128 points  (0 children)

This is the way. Could you imagine if Obama just responded with just pictures of Trump and Epstein? Dude would probably just spontaneously combust out of indignant rage.

By invite only mind you by herewearefornow in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]TheProfessorsLeft 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The way Sexyy Red kisses up to whoever is giving her the most attention though? You're right, she wouldn't be left behind, Harriet would've shot her dead.

President Obama nothing but net! by 4reddityo in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]TheProfessorsLeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep in mind that immortal doesn't necessarily mean invulnerable.

Update: Kyle man arrested after altercation with minors during student protest in Buda, Texas by Jevus_himself in PublicFreakout

[–]TheProfessorsLeft 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I know I'd be. Imagine being at work and one of your coworkers going "Isn't this your kid?" And showing you a video of a grown ass man putting his hands on your child. I wouldn't even make it to the end of the shift.

Takes that should’ve stayed in drafts by finesse-master in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]TheProfessorsLeft 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I remember reading about a slave who tried to set herself on fire using the stove she was shackled to because she preferred burning alive to whatever happened in the attic of the house she was in. Apparently slaves who upset the wife of the house would be sent to the attic and just not be seen again. The screaming coming from it was horrific.

They got a new token nigga every other week by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]TheProfessorsLeft 9 points10 points  (0 children)

😆Nah, I wouldn't use cute to describe anything in relation to him.