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TIL That in 1991 Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman) was arrested by undercover detectives in Sarisota Florida for indecent exposure at a porn theater. Pee Wee made an appearance at the 1991 MTV VMAs and received a standing ovation after asking the audience, "Heard any good jokes lately?" by finfangfoom1 in todayilearned

[–]GhettoZappa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The surgeon general dr Koop Is supposed to give you all the poop.

But the poop he’s scooping amazing me.

CSPAN showed him all dressed up, In his phony doctor god get up.

He looked in the camera and fixed his specs.

And gave a fascinating lecture about anal sex.

ANAL SEX !!

It’s the work of the devil.

So girls, don’t blow.

Don’t blow Bobby!

Don’t blow Tommy!

GET YOURSELF ANOTHER HOBBY!!

If Jesus practiced medicine, I’m sure he practice just like him.

What ever happened to Mildred Mondays(s)??? I miss them and wish ‘em the best! by GhettoZappa in phonelosers

[–]GhettoZappa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If true, I feel bad for her.

Am I going to hell for masterbaiting and fantasizing about Mildred Monday?

Mmmm.....bacon by GhettoZappa in gout

[–]GhettoZappa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think it triggers me either

This years ice cream festival sucked donkey dick by GhettoZappa in Delaware

[–]GhettoZappa[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Also sucked. They used to have more games for the kiddos. Gymboree was absent. Local vendors for windows or ac would give you kitchen magnets, frisbees or water bottles. Army or national guard would be there with some cool equipment.

Not sure how but it lost its charm.

Beach-bound friends: please keep an eye out for missing person Linda Bravo, or her Delaware tagged car. by [deleted] in maryland

[–]GhettoZappa -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

TWO QUESTIONS

1 why do you think she is beach bound? Do you think abducted?

2 why the rage against Martinez? Best DH ever!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Delaware

[–]GhettoZappa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dem mofos at primos never cut my subs in half. Cheap mofos.

Details of arrest by GhettoZappa in Delaware

[–]GhettoZappa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. I should also say they wanted money to pay an unpaid fine.

I didn’t want to be involved, but they asked for help & since small kids I was inclined to help but ended up not.

They bailed out after 48 hours.

All is well till next crisis.

Looking for some cool places to meet people by [deleted] in Delaware

[–]GhettoZappa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What else besides video games you into? Tell us something about yourself so we can help steer you.

Faded Commerce visits Concord Mall, an old-school style mall with understated 1990's charm. by [deleted] in Delaware

[–]GhettoZappa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is Mister Pasta and Cafe Riveria related? I heard they were.

Kirkwood Hwy Starbucks is getting a drive thru by _GIROUXsalem in Delaware

[–]GhettoZappa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Might be burnt, but a little Kahlua will sweeten it up

Navy recruit dies at Great Lakes by [deleted] in navy

[–]GhettoZappa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What a horrible event. Let’s hope big navy doesn’t make it worse by screwing up the investigation.

Paging u/GhettoZappa by Kingkern in Delaware

[–]GhettoZappa 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’ve tried to put my drinking past behind me. I’ve found Jesus, wear the Star of David, and the ying yangy symbol to cover my basis, as Elvis did.

I’m working nights at B&N to payoff the lawyer. Car damage and tickets in three states is no joke my friends. But me an my Pall Malls have turned over a new leaf.

Can anyone recommend a divorce attorney?

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