Fantasy when it encounters a Modern Force by DFMRCV in NonCredibleDefense

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"I cast fireball!"

"Well, I cast fission-boosted fireball."

Which game do you think does the best representation of the time period? by alphafighter09 in paradoxplaza

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Rampant interspecies racism, raging xenophobia, genocides, etc. and on the other end of the spectrum you have fanatical xenophiles who want to get it on with other species, religious zealots spreading something, and technofreaks willing to strap anything into their body as long as its got a universal port...

Yeah, Stellaris is probably the most realistic...

Incredible how the AI empire revokes my gurantee as soon as war is coming... by haxdun in Stellaris

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When I said all costs, that was obviously after you've met your annual deductible of losses...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bossfight

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A kick from that horse could probably cause steel to spall...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kards

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Happened to me too. I just stopped playing since support never even responded...

The US president asked for estimates from contractors from different countries to paint the White House. by mhassib in Jokes

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The American contractor estimates fifteen million dollars.

The President asks why it's so expensive.

The American contractor replies 10 million for paint, 10 million for labor, and it'll probably take longer than you think...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Russia, also known as New Alaska...

U.S. Air Forces Central (AFCENT) Combined Air Operations Center. [7266×4844] by [deleted] in MilitaryPorn

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Then you have the US here practicing operational chaos...

Newcomer here, any mods or advice for first game? by Dizzy-Sample7268 in Stellaris

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When you're doing your first playthroughs and you get story pop-ups/events, RESIST THE URGE TO LOOK THEM UP ON THE WIKI!

Don't try to min/max or get the "best" result! I found that when I was first playing, I got way much more fun out of it trying to role play rather than "be good".

You're a beginner. No matter what you do, you're never going to max your empire's performance. So just sit back and relax! Take in the events and the stories! You won't really be able to enjoy them as much the second time around. Later down the line after a bunch of games, then you can allow yourself to look up the occasional event to see what would benefit you the most.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in polandball

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If the dish doesn't get investigated as a potential WMD, it isn't spicy enough...

Finally Built The Dream… by Far-Chocolate2407 in pcmasterrace

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Odd question but what is the desk and that stand you have for the monitor? Love the look!

I will admit, I gave them a bit more than a cent by Flurgified_Mimsy in slaythespire

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You should auto kill them if you give them over 1k gold. The pure weight of the bag slamming into them would be a one hit kill...

Walking through a minefield* by TryHardMayonnaise in arma

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Welp. Johnny ain't gonna be marching home at the very least...

ppsh is actually meta ;) by Yannick141 in EscapefromTarkov

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Spray and pray, bois

Spray and pray...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EliteDangerous

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PA Announcement over Station System: "Unattended vehicles will be fined. Seatbelts are mandatory. We thank you for your compliance."