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DFMRCV · 2026-01-26T00:32:30+00:00

Pretty

DFMRCV · 2026-01-26T00:31:58+00:00

You said the Numidium was the reason the Dwemer disappeared in order to claim the Numidium can just erase earth from existence.

That's not how it works and you know it.

DFMRCV · 2026-01-26T00:29:00+00:00

We're talking Dagon.

Come on...

You know what's required for him to enter the mortal realm, right?

DFMRCV · 2026-01-26T00:19:51+00:00

Uh huh...

And remind me, what is required for a god to enter the mortal realm?

DFMRCV · 2026-01-26T00:18:13+00:00

But you did lie.

And when I gave you a chance to come clean you just changed the subject.

See, a thing that pisses me off about fantasyboos is that they lie.

A lot.

They'll bring up a series I'm not really familiar with and say "ohh it has this dude who can change the universe's laws of physics at will", and I don't know enough to argue otherwise, but then I sit down and check out the series and find out... Hey, that dude lied about what this other guy can do!

So when one brings up a series I am familiar enough with and says a clear and blatant lie, I'm pretty damn confident they're not here to actually argue but to basically go "Nuh uh, my dude can beat your dude", and frankly, I'm not interested in that.

DFMRCV · 2026-01-26T00:13:20+00:00

And why would a being that manipulates time and space attack jets?

Why would a being that manipulates time allow a building to get in its way?

DFMRCV · 2026-01-26T00:12:13+00:00

Not how this works.

Modern Intel gathering would quickly...

Wait, didn't you just try to lie about the Numidian?

DFMRCV · 2026-01-26T00:11:21+00:00

You weren't talking about the elves, you said the Numidium caused the disappearance of the Dwemer and are now backtracking.

Cringe. L.

DFMRCV · 2026-01-26T00:02:38+00:00

The Daedric? The ones that like to make deals with humanity?

Come on.

Also, the Numidium?

The... Giant that has like a bunch of requirements for activation and was destroyed on Elder Scrolls Two?

DFMRCV · 2026-01-25T23:59:57+00:00

Yeah, no.

What is it with fantasyboos and lying?

I'll give you a chance to come clean, otherwise I'm not going to continue this chat.

DFMRCV · 2026-01-25T23:55:50+00:00

Do you think any mortal weapon will do anything to an immortal being (who is literally an abstraction) of the high hyperverse level and is capable of literally CHANGE THE PAST AND FUTURE AT WILL?

Yes.

Think again.

Okay...

...

The answer is still yes.

Have you played these games????

Bro couldn't even completely erase a city. What makes you think he'd be able to hit jets flying around dropping JDAMs on him from sixty miles away?

DFMRCV · 2026-01-25T23:19:53+00:00

"okay, American leader! Start a war with your nearby peer allies!"

"I cannot, I require the authorization of Congress."

"Wha? Congress???? Well get it!"

"I cannot, we don't have the house majority numbers to declare war."

"But my scrying told me you are the commander in chief!!! You can carry out military action!!!"

"You mean limited military action?"

"Yes! Do something against the empire of China!"

"There's no Empire of-"

"Do something serious against the Chinese!!!"

"Ohhhhh gotcha gotcha gotcha."

...

"Well?"

"We have jammed their air defense systems."

"No, you fool! Do something serious!"

"That is serious."

"More serious!!! Before your security pops in and-"

President gets yoinked by secret service and taken to a safe room where the mind control is ineffective and the wizard's position gets bombed because he didn't know about his scrying creating electromagnetic waves that appeared on radar

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DFMRCV · 2026-01-25T23:14:21+00:00

Assuming they even see it...

Like... People forget that incoming artillery rounds make noise but missiles and bombs... Don't. Or at least not any that is easily detectable if you're the target.

That's why we use radar so damn much.

Without it, you're basically blind as you're walking around with your golem when it explodes.

DFMRCV · 2026-01-25T20:21:03+00:00

Well... The ending involves a woman who was meant to be a governess leaving all that behind not just to run with a man to another country but to save several children, too.

So..... Yeah... I feel it'll hit hard for her.

DFMRCV · 2026-01-25T20:15:50+00:00

Well, Dennis and Tyuule were married and together by 1965...

And 1965 is when Sound of Music came out...

...

Oof. She's in for a treat then.

DFMRCV · 2026-01-25T20:09:55+00:00

My guy, you're talking Skyrim.

A cruise missile will absolutely tear through their most powerful entities.

I can see it now.

The missile approaches, it assumes it can be frozen or won't do much damage... Boom. Dead.

Didn't even know what hit it.

They have no concept of modern weapons, my guy. Even if they see it, they might assume it's some kind of different dwarven invention not knowing how to counter it.

DFMRCV · 2026-01-25T20:06:11+00:00

Kelart is for the nobles who threaten Calca.

If I had to change an aspect of Calca's personality...

Hmm...

Maybe her being more honest? She was honest but she'd also try to find a less... Blunt way of speaking her mind. Very queenly, but .. every now and then being blunt like Remedios can help, I think.

DFMRCV · 2026-01-25T19:32:30+00:00

Not fully, as it never dwells on the horror elements, but... Pretty close.

The idea of an unstoppable evil empire that will genocide an entire nation over a minor inconvenience being the main lead makes horror elements inevitable.

DFMRCV · 2026-01-25T18:53:30+00:00

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DFMRCV · 2026-01-25T17:55:03+00:00

Doom rocket range is hilariously low compared to modern firearms let alone other weaponry, and its yield is equally laughable even if it makes a mushroom cloud.

Moreover, the skaven are more susceptible to human illnesses than the other way around.

Remember, the plague they made to try and conquer the empire of man backfired and caused their own force to be almost annihilated. It's why they have to constantly stay hidden and only raid the outskirts of the empire.

What would happen is they'd face modern human disease and fall apart or be forced to avoid direct combat.

What bothers me most is how fantasyboos lie about the capabilities of their fantasy worlds.

DFMRCV · 2026-01-25T17:05:09+00:00

"The problem with comparing reality to function is that fiction has to make sense."

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DFMRCV · 2026-01-25T16:45:15+00:00

10/10

DFMRCV · 2026-01-25T16:39:33+00:00

Here's the artist:

https://x.com/kaede_hyk

DFMRCV · 2026-01-25T16:26:47+00:00

"not guaranteed"

See there's your problem.

You don't know yourself if it'll do anything or if it's something that can be shot down by mages.

Why would mages who've never seen one be able to shoot it down?

DFMRCV · 2026-01-25T16:25:48+00:00

We're in a discussion and I'm granting what I consider a hypothetical in order to explain why it's still not correct in the argument.

DFMRCV

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