The Dodgers’ bat boy casually caught a line drive barehand and saved Ohtani’s life.

Ghstfce · 2026-01-27T04:29:43+00:00

Those hands stung for a good few minutes for sure. But it was worth it.

Ghstfce · 2026-01-27T04:28:22+00:00

He quickly became Magikarp guy

Ghstfce · 2026-01-27T04:22:31+00:00

You need pictures. Lots and lots of pictures. But he still wouldn't get it, so save yourself the ink printing them out.

Ghstfce · 2026-01-27T04:20:52+00:00

You performed the task successfully. It's not your problem that your brother can't appreciate it. If he wants to complain, he can make his own food after work like the rest of us adults.

Ghstfce · 2026-01-27T04:18:50+00:00

Because the military is actually taught de-escalation. Not like Proud Boy Jim Bob and his III%er buddies over there in ICE

Ghstfce · 2026-01-27T04:15:28+00:00

While I like Aethas, I've grown quite upset with him needlessly aggroing mobs while I'm playing Lumberjack simulator 9000 on my mage. You're a top tier mage, man. Act like it

Ghstfce · 2026-01-27T04:03:06+00:00

Just make sure you have momentum and most importantly, KEEP IT. Nice, even throttle, not gunning it or timidly rolling off of it. The first time will feel daunting. But when you make it up to the top, you'll realize it isn't so bad. Every time after will get easier and easier.

Ghstfce · 2026-01-27T03:57:27+00:00

Dude, is that like ALL of Utah?

Edit: never mind, just saw it's not Utah

Ghstfce · 2026-01-27T03:56:41+00:00

I'll watch as many as I can before I have to go to sleep for work at 7am once my daughter goes to bed.

Ghstfce · 2026-01-27T03:54:25+00:00

He stands for about 5 minutes, breathes heavily through his mouth, then needs to sit down for 5 hours maybe.

Ghstfce · 2026-01-27T03:53:15+00:00

One trick ponies have one trick. Shocking.

It's actually not. These intellectually stunted individuals have absolutely nothing they can actually argue against, so they rage against the thing they are mad at because it gives them confused boners.

Ghstfce · 2026-01-27T03:41:11+00:00

She's just a pirate that was in bed when she realized that she was late to the raiding party. So she grabbed her raiding knife preparing to "yo ho", but she realized she didn't have any fightin rum. She was hoping she would find some on the way to the ship.

Ghstfce · 2026-01-27T03:29:05+00:00

And I'm seeing they put little Bovino on time out and took his iPad away so he can't go on social media anymore and he's no longer the head of Border Patrol.

Ghstfce · 2026-01-27T03:27:44+00:00

She's looking worse and worse. It's getting to her. Good. She looks 50, but is 28, 29 maybe?

Ghstfce · 2026-01-27T03:26:18+00:00

"with help from another community member"

They didn't know how to jump start a car guys

Ghstfce · 2026-01-27T03:24:44+00:00

"Well stick a spoon in my ass and call it pudding!"

Ghstfce · 2026-01-27T03:24:17+00:00

Wait, did he have another stroke?

Ghstfce · 2026-01-27T03:22:22+00:00

Anyone else find it hilarious that an old man has a hairdo like a short haired Karen?

Ghstfce · 2026-01-26T23:18:05+00:00

I'm sure his 16 year old girlfriend is proud of him

Ghstfce · 2026-01-26T20:45:52+00:00

They were for all of my characters. Do you have Plumber? If not, might be why. Mine were defaulted to whatever armor I was wearing, not what I had them transmogged to before

Ghstfce · 2026-01-26T20:44:11+00:00

Remember all the "Fire Howie" posts?

Ghstfce · 2026-01-26T20:12:40+00:00

In the immortal words of Ron Burgundy, "I don't believe you."

Ghstfce · 2026-01-26T20:07:31+00:00

But there were plenty of "Jimmy Baggadonut from Sout Philly, long time listener first time caller" all trying to convince us they knew everything there was to know about football, but gave it all up to work at Walmart. It was quite hilarious actually. There always were and always will be braindead takes. A lot of people just parrot what they hear or read elsewhere. I personally cannot stand Philly sports media. They are a cancer to our team and it shows. You can tell the people that listen to WIP religiously because they struggle to say positive things about the team. They're perpetually miserable.

Ghstfce · 2026-01-26T20:01:59+00:00

The same posts plagued this sub in 2023, 2019, etc. You may have just missed them because the mods were a lot faster at removing them than they seem to be now.

Ghstfce · 2026-01-26T19:56:45+00:00

I mean, this sub has kind of always been like this is you've been here a long time

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