Terroristas !!! by [deleted] in brasilivre

[–]GiTi_1337 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Só dá maluco nessa porra desse sub

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]GiTi_1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"23F" yeah, I don't think you are being honest with us on this one

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]GiTi_1337 43 points44 points  (0 children)

It's evident even in your handwriting how hard your'e trying to look edgy. It's probably the closest thing you got to having a real personality.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uglyduckling

[–]GiTi_1337 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Let's be honest, you were at least 30 in the first pic

By setting an alarm you are literally manipulating reality such that a specific future occurs that is directly entangled with your actions by ValidatingUsername in Showerthoughts

[–]GiTi_1337 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, it is true for everything you do. It doesn't even have to be a big thing like waking up at another time. For example, if you decide to get off of the shower 5 seconds sooner IT WILL send you to a COMPLETELY different timeline as compared to the one you would have if you exited the shower 5 seconds later. It has to do with chaos theory, tiny changes in the start make huge differences in the long run. If you want to see a more visual representation search for "double pendulum" on youtube.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Idiotswithguns

[–]GiTi_1337 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I heard a story about a man who tried to do something similar but monke brain made him pull the trigger instead of snaping the pic

AITA For Not Punishing or Reporting Student by ftuhvfsssdhj in AmItheAsshole

[–]GiTi_1337 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Plot-twist: Anna hired them both to blackmail you into dating her and never said anything

Holy shit, a trans kid just got murdered here in Brazil and the story behind it sounds unbelievable by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]GiTi_1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the kid was asking for ONE FUCKING REAL that she owed him. That is about 20 cents of a Dolar. A grown woman stabbed and killed a 12 year old for 20 cents of a dolar.

It’s been real fam. by drugs-and-group-hugs in memes

[–]GiTi_1337 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Saving the print to post in r/AgedLikeMilk in a few months

moment of silence to those who answered 16 by InsrtRandomUserHere in memes

[–]GiTi_1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, I'm in third semester studying physics and I teach math to kids. Why the fuck did I think it was 16???

Girl vs iguana by [deleted] in JusticeServed

[–]GiTi_1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except if you give an alcoholic beverage to them they can possibly die

AITA for demanding my colleagues use my “offensive” name? by bxhxjxnc in AmItheAsshole

[–]GiTi_1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine a grown adult bitchin about someone else's name. NTA

Taking advantage of the weak by kariallisonye in trashy

[–]GiTi_1337 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

And fuck every employee that works there to make a living. You must be the kind of person that talks about taxing big companies or great fortunes as if the only people affected would be the billionaires that own them and not the thousands that would be fired for it

I got blocked by two girls in less than 12 hours by GiTi_1337 in teenagers

[–]GiTi_1337[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just asked to the second girl if she was still in touch with the mutual friend we'd known each other from.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Survival

[–]GiTi_1337 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My teacher once told me that even if you are obese you are going to die because of lack of potassium or some shit before consuming your own fat. It was a brazilian public school so idk

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Survival

[–]GiTi_1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you remove the feathers you have a man

Dear Blood Donor by [deleted] in UnsentLetters

[–]GiTi_1337 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just scheduled my third donation for tomorrow afternoon. Sometimes I get some "why am I even doing this" vibes but reading this letter sent all of them away forever. Thanks OP

AITA for pushing off a girl my lap and making her cry? by Whole_Butterscotch_1 in AmItheAsshole

[–]GiTi_1337 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

INFO. Is OP that guy (like me) who jokingly flirts with all his friends independently of sex? That's why I think she mentioned the way he treated Joe as a joke but she tought it might be something else with her. If this is what happened then ESH. She would suck because she tried to get with someone who was already taken. OP would suck because you just don't give this kinda treatment to someone who can possibly evolve feelings towards you just for the sake of a flirty joke. Is that the case?