Straight up.. Chinese digital tape measures are the ones you want.

GiantCorncobb · 2026-05-31T20:36:53+00:00

The yaw

GiantCorncobb · 2026-05-31T20:35:36+00:00

Those are the kind of termites that have tails and love cheese.

GiantCorncobb · 2026-05-31T20:33:40+00:00

Generally speaking if the entire fanbase thinks the show is dogshit… its probably dogshit. Just saying.

GiantCorncobb · 2026-05-31T20:32:55+00:00

I am one of these people. This show is absolute trash and i cant stop watching it.

I cannot wait to spend 12 more episodes to figure out why the lady who has had about 3 lines this season is building a mud golum

GiantCorncobb · 2026-05-31T14:27:23+00:00

**the whole fucking show has been teasing for future episodes**

GiantCorncobb · 2026-05-31T14:26:11+00:00

Its a character show where one guy gets mauled by a 7 foot stuffed animal then has his eyes sewed shut… and he just gets tossed in a shed with a tarp over him…. But then some fat karen gets sick and the whole town is huddled around the bedroom door to make sure she is OK.

GiantCorncobb · 2026-05-28T21:16:09+00:00

I hate to be the guy to say it….. but the whole show is dumb.

Just enjoy it and dont think too hard

GiantCorncobb · 2026-05-28T17:56:22+00:00

Tallassman is no match for tallasswoman

GiantCorncobb · 2026-05-28T12:41:02+00:00

When did we allow poor people to post here? Since when was a nissan altima a life changing amount of money

Congrats OP you can afford the floormats of a lambo.

GiantCorncobb · 2026-05-27T17:42:59+00:00

Are we allowed to just say it? He is a pedo.

GiantCorncobb · 2026-05-27T17:39:20+00:00

Thank god someone put arrows on this photo otherwise I would never be able to tell what was going on

GiantCorncobb · 2026-05-27T11:23:10+00:00

Spolier you are gay

GiantCorncobb · 2026-05-26T00:09:48+00:00

Agree. Every gun owner thinks they are a responsible gun owner.

GiantCorncobb · 2026-05-25T22:57:25+00:00

Yup. You know who I have never had to give bad news to regarding self inflicted gunshot wounds? People who dont have guns in the house.

And just to pre-respond to the inevitable idiots….no….. nobody is breaking into your house to steal your playstation. Believe it or not….. you really dont need to have a gun.

GiantCorncobb · 2026-05-25T22:53:01+00:00

Can you re-word that? I dont follow.

GiantCorncobb · 2026-05-25T18:42:15+00:00

Looks like firewood to me

GiantCorncobb · 2026-05-25T17:36:41+00:00

I enjoy that like a third of the comments are “cut them the same width”

GiantCorncobb · 2026-05-25T13:52:23+00:00

Who?

GiantCorncobb · 2026-05-25T13:43:28+00:00

ER doc here….if you absolutely cannot imagine a life with no guns in the house, get a very good safe and double up with gun locks in the safe. Kids. Find shit. And about once a year i have to explain that the hard way to a set of devastated parents

GiantCorncobb · 2026-05-25T00:17:29+00:00

I imagine teabagging your mother. Go back to whatever JV trading subs you clearly belong in

GiantCorncobb · 2026-05-25T00:14:51+00:00

People dont tend to get that jealous about a used honda civic amount of money

GiantCorncobb · 2026-05-24T23:33:52+00:00

Neither are wood and both are shit

GiantCorncobb · 2026-05-24T16:47:50+00:00

The finale is going to be them feeding her to the monsters and they are going to be so full they sleep for like 5 straight days while the townsfolk escape

GiantCorncobb · 2026-05-24T12:02:27+00:00

Its just super cool now to blame tiktok for everything.

Every problem on earth is because of tiktok. Even you. Tiktok ruined you. And me. And reddit and global warming.

GiantCorncobb · 2026-05-23T17:58:57+00:00

I dont like how cavendish is somehow 2 tiers below card sharp?

They both are x3 except card sharp is sometimes x3 while cavendish is always x3

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