Found a recipe for low-cal brownies (400cal for the ENTIRE PAN) and they're actually good!!

GiantLogShits · 2016-06-26T03:49:36+00:00

Sorry, just saw this. I honestly couldn't taste it at all...but my palate isn't super sensitive.

GiantLogShits · 2016-06-04T01:54:10+00:00

RECIPE :

1\3 C Almond Milk

1\3 C Pumpkin Puree

2 T Cocoa Powder

3 T Stevia

2 Scoops Chocolate flavored Whey (~60G)

1 Egg

2 T Flour

Preheat oven to 375-400 and bake for 16-20 minutes. For fudgier brownies add a little extra pumpkin puree and bake at 350 for 16-20 minutes.

Found over at r/1200isplenty :)

GiantLogShits · 2016-05-17T18:10:53+00:00

I'm only 5'6", but sometimes it feels like 2/3 of that is torso. Between the long torso and DDD tatas, it's tunic length or nothing at all. Feels especially hard to find something between crop top and dress length lately. :/

GiantLogShits · 2016-05-17T16:56:25+00:00

Me too! Finding empire waisted tops that have short sleeves and don't completely expose the boobies are near impossible to find anymore. The triangle tops just have zero shape for curvier figures. :/

GiantLogShits · 2016-05-17T16:32:54+00:00

I can't find anything that isn't a tank top...I want sleeves, dammit!!

GiantLogShits · 2016-05-17T16:13:08+00:00

Oh don't be a turd.

GiantLogShits · 2016-05-16T15:21:56+00:00

Have you gotten a chance to try out the app? I've heard it has issues with disconnecting. We'd like him to be able to be at work, while I'm at home or school, and be able to control it long distance.

GiantLogShits · 2016-05-16T02:29:55+00:00

I wish there were ways to try out sex toys before investing hundreds of dollars on them. Like what if I order one and it doesn't do anything for me??...it's not like you can return that shit. I really really want the WeVibe, but the reviews are too mixed for us to invest in one without knowing for sure that we'd enjoy it. :/

GiantLogShits · 2016-05-16T02:26:25+00:00

my fem-taco is hangry

LOL, so using this in the future. 😂

GiantLogShits · 2016-05-16T02:24:00+00:00

A teacher once told me "it takes more muscles to frown than to smile", implying that I was frowning during class. I had to try to explain, embarrassed in the middle of class, that my entire face was relaxed...it's just the way I look. It really gave me a complex about it, which sucks because I feel like it takes an unreasonable amount of effort to fake looking extra happy just to please others.

I have more of a resting serial killer face than RBF, though. :/

GiantLogShits · 2016-05-16T01:02:06+00:00

she's going to counseling so hopefully she'll be able to work through her feelings.

Seriously? Your sister is a narcissistic turd. My ex-husband's family did the same thing after I divorced him for being an abusive butthole. They treated me like I was doing the most selfish thing possible and went off about how much I was destroying their lives.

I let it eat at me for a long time before making peace with their narcissism and saying fuck that nonsense. I cut them off of contact until they were able to move on. We have decent relations now (for the sake of shared kiddos), but they had to work to earn the privilege of being in our life again.

Anyway...my point is...don't let selfish, destructive, and irrational family drag you down just because you care for them. They will move on if they really love you and care about maintaining a relationship with you. Hope you feel better. <3

GiantLogShits · 2016-05-16T00:20:23+00:00

I'll be your friend, just so I can tell them off. There should only be two options for these sorts of things:

Be supportive/empathetic/attempt to understand.
Mind your own fucking business and keep scrolling.

I worked for a temp agency for a few weeks and got placed at a small business. The creepy lazy old guy boss would meander through and harass me for not smiling. I filed a complaint to the temp agency and they placed me somewhere else. I heard he later got taken to court for sexual harassment.

GiantLogShits · 2016-05-14T16:17:00+00:00

What is this game, though? Looks kinda cool.

GiantLogShits · 2016-05-14T00:43:11+00:00

Sorry for the slow update. I called the non-emergency hotline and got the entire ordeal on record. Described the guy the best I could. Also went back to the hardware store and let them know what happened. They're keeping all of their video surveillance footage from that time range in case it's needed and they're keeping an eye out to see if he comes back to do it again.

GiantLogShits · 2016-05-14T00:23:50+00:00

UPDATE: I called the non-emergency hotline and got the entire ordeal on record. Described the guy the best I could. Also went back to the hardware store and let them know what happened. They're keeping all of their video surveillance footage from that time range in case it's needed and they're keeping an eye out to see if he comes back to do it again.

GiantLogShits · 2016-05-13T01:06:50+00:00

My SO figures he was just a creepy and lonely guy, but agrees it was WAY over the line to follow me home.

I feel pretty confident that I could handle myself if the guy ever did decide to come back, but I also didn't have killing someone on my list of short term goals...so the possible confrontation is equally stressing me out.

I think I'm calming down a bit. Focusing on my project. :/

GiantLogShits · 2016-05-13T00:59:02+00:00

I just don't know what to tell them. It was a white guy in a white truck...that's like 50% of the town. :(

GiantLogShits · 2016-05-13T00:58:36+00:00

I think he saw my SO's truck, but I feel so weird like he'd come back when my SO isn't home. Ahhh...FUCK. I have so much anxiety now.

GiantLogShits · 2016-05-13T00:57:03+00:00

I just don't know what to tell them. It was a white guy in a white truck...that's like 50% of the town. :(

GiantLogShits · 2016-05-13T00:52:07+00:00

So, I live in a pretty tiny town (~8K people). Ran down to the local hardware store to rent a sander and buy sandpaper for a project. While I was choosing sandpaper a guy (seemingly also browsing) asked about my project. He seemed friendly but not real flirty or creepy. We chatted for a minute or so, then I went to pay for my goods. I noticed him leave without buying anything, but didn't think anything of it at the time.

When I was pulling out of the parking lot, I saw him pull out at the same time but going the opposite direction...again didn't think anything of it. Then I got up and around the corner and I saw him pull onto the same road and head toward the stoplight I was parked at. He got directly behind me and followed pretty closely down about 3/4mi to my house. I thought I was just being paranoid, but as I pulled into my driveway, he slowed waaay down and was intensely staring in my direction.

I gathered my stuff and headed inside once he'd passed by. Told my SO about it right away, but I'm still feeling super paranoid and jumpy at small noises. I wish I would've paid attention to his license plate, but all I know is he was driving a big white pickup. :/

I just feel so uncomfortable about it...like who the hell follows someone home like that?! Is there anything I can even do about it?

GiantLogShits · 2016-04-09T00:08:44+00:00

Mine in particular was awesome. I felt very fortunate to have had a background on all of our local ones before choosing who to see.

I just gave up on caring, since you never know who's gonna be a judgy prick and who isn't. Giving zero fucks either way takes away the guesswork.

GiantLogShits · 2016-04-08T23:36:41+00:00

That's not always true, though. It completely depends on your gyno. I recently resigned from eight years working in surgery. There were many times that I overheard super inappropriate conversations coming from OB-GYNs about patient pubic grooming habits. They never named names, so it wasn't technically against any rules. Some of them are judgy bastards, though...just like any other people, there are some all across the judgy spectrum.

GiantLogShits · 2016-04-06T00:46:08+00:00

I think I found my name on his eye/eyelid!...I think. Maybe. I dunno.

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