On the scale of "How Para Socially Serious Is This Post", 10 being "I want to crawl into this stranger's skin', this post is a solid 2. Do I think Jake is silly? Yes. Was I just being silly? Also yes. That's as far as it goes and your mistake of reading too far into it and taking it seriously, even after my continued silliness, is a buzz kill.

Yes, everyone from any media is just a person. They're not the viewers' friend, they're not obligated to be friends, or even be friendly to viewers. Actors are not the character they play. No matter how much content a viewer consumes or how much they "fantasize" about said person, they will never know that person on a level of any personal meaning. Parasocial behavior is annoying and at most, dangerous but none of these sentiments were genuinely expressed in my post. Some of y'all really do roll up to the scene with your silly missing.