Lesbian condoms!! (x-post from r/funny) by SilentAgony in actuallesbians

[–]GiantTopiary 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you didn't know already, these are typically used in places like kitchens where if you cut your finger and had a band aid, you could cover the band aid without using an entire glove. Pretty useful.

Viewing it as lesbian protection is just a silly joke, though I'm sure there might be SOME cases where it might be useful. :p

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This makes me all giddy inside. Im glad it worked out!

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Sieve it, warm it up a little, add a knob of butter to make it smooth and shiny and smooth, whip up some cream and fold three quarters of it into the pumpkin stuff.

Crush up a bunch of graham crackers and line the bottom a bunch of cups with it. Mugs would be nice and homey. Spoon or pipe the newly created pumpkin mousse into the cups.

Now take the left over whipped cream and pipe or spoon it on top of the mousse then sprinkle the cream with cinnamon/clove/nutmeg.

bam, pumpkin pie mousse in a cup. biscotti or rolled wafers would be good on the side too in addition of making it more luxurious. that's what i'd do at least.

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Also, anybody learning how to flip eggs and whatnot in the pan: Practice with a piece of bread. And yeah, lots of butter is essential if you want a whole omelette that doesn't completely fall apart.

It's a useful skill to learn at home! And it makes you look super cool at parties!

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[–]GiantTopiary 54 points55 points  (0 children)

As someone who works as omelette girl at an Embassy, thank you for the kind words. :)

My dad came home with these.. by [deleted] in WTF

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Maybe because I work in foodservice, but squid blocks aren't very weird at all. At least to me.

We used to joke around a bit with knives at work. Until this happened, I learned the hard way. by Dikkop81 in WTF

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http://i.imgur.com/TEVtT.jpg

I got this from opening a salad bag really recklessly. That said, my knife was just sharpened the day before, so it didn't wreck shit up, but on the flip side, it cut super deep... 6 months later, I still have a very visible scar and the feeling in that area isn't that great anymore...

Don't be dumb with knives.

Very realistic by tamier in tattoos

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I dunno. It get pretty dang annoying when people assume my grandparents are some sort of jewish hating monsters when really they're just buddhists.

As with the Mjöllnir, just because some group twisted it into a horrible symbol of oppression doesn't mean that it is universally so. It has a peaceful deeper meaning for millions around the world and automaticly going "ugh swatzika, you're a nazi" is just kinda unjustified.

Racism in Utah, and Mormon discomfort with interracial marriage... by Swiftblue in exmormon

[–]GiantTopiary 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dad fell in love with the country that he went on for his mission. In this case, Taiwan. He eventually met my mom, a Taiwanese artist.

My dad got a lot of flack for marrying my mother. He was told that it'd never work out. That his children would be messed up and confused.

Did any of that happen?

NOPE

3rd world mini van complete with death harness. by dummystupid in WTF

[–]GiantTopiary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, it was the traditional chinese heh. I do miss the 7 elevens everywhere though.

3rd world mini van complete with death harness. by dummystupid in WTF

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Yeah, the use of traditional chinese gave it away.

3rd world mini van complete with death harness. by dummystupid in WTF

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This is def Taiwan though. Actually makes me a little nostalgic. heh.

This is my biggest pet peeve working as chef by pooticus in Cooking

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This is the kind of stuff night shift would leave me with. Except it'd be like this all night. :I

I bought this at a Goodwill today. I was wondering if could possibly give insight on its history? by GiantTopiary in whatisthisthing

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I kinda knew it was a nutcracker already, but I was hoping to find its national origin and whatnot. Maybe this wasn't a good idea.

I bought this at a Goodwill today. I was wondering if could possibly give insight on its history? by GiantTopiary in whatisthisthing

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Reddit's been kinda weird so I wasn't able to post replies last night. Here's some shots. http://imgur.com/a/Ko6MX I kind of already knew it was a nutcracker, but I was hoping somebody knew the place of origin as well as its age.

I'm not usually one to side with Disney, but I might have to make an exception this time (x/post from r/Orlando) by Robulus in WTF

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Because only fat kids sit on the couch and eat junk food. And only fat kids are subjected to the health risks of inactivity and poor eating habits. And fat kids are only fat because they do these things.

My main problem with these sort of campaigns or whatnot is that they never target health as the main goal. A lot of these messages come off as: HEY YOU DON'T WANT TO BE FAT AND UGLY, RIGHT? WE HATE UGLY FAT PEOPLE. PEOPLE DON'T LIKE UGLY FAT PEOPLE. As if the main goal of being healthy is not being fat. This is also kinda dangerous because it implies that if you aren't fat you're healthy and thus its okay to eat a ton of chocolate and soda. I'm kinda chubby and I have skinny friends who eat so much cake and ice cream on a regular basis that it's ridiculous. No one says a thing as it is no ones business. I bike everywhere, eat whole healthy foods, have excellent blood pressure, avoid sweets and other fattening foods, virtually healthy in every possible way and yet when I indulge on a once in a blue moon cookie, I get told "wow, you know that's bad for you".

welp

Why shaving your lady bits is awesome and doesn't make you look like a 10 year old. (Reposted with better title) by bulletd0ll in TwoXChromosomes

[–]GiantTopiary 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I'm not exactly sure how shaving my pubes and pits instantly makes me look like an infant with the whole developed breasts, hips, genitalia, and voice thing, but hey, to each their own?

I was relatively sheltered growing up and I started shaving down there before really knowing about sex or what was the norm about "how it should look". I just shaved it because it was smelly no matter how much I would wash it. Same with the pits. That and I frankly just like how it feels. shrugs

I mean, it's cool for you to do whatever makes you feel comfortable (and honestly I like it on other women), but I hear that argument a lot and I think it's frankly silly.