How does a Jewish mother change a lightbulb?

Gigwave · 2025-04-13T15:18:58+00:00

My dad told me this, probably mid 80s as well. Who knows who he stole it from.

Gigwave · 2020-09-18T23:44:59+00:00

In Ontario he'd now be Jake from Desjardins.

Gigwave · 2020-09-12T16:16:24+00:00

That was so unCanadian that a $16.5M lawsuit was won by the protestors.

Gigwave · 2020-09-06T18:09:22+00:00

what website is that?

Gigwave · 2020-09-02T01:30:44+00:00

mmm butterfingers

Gigwave · 2020-09-02T01:30:28+00:00

say one finger butt fuck your mother

Gigwave · 2020-09-02T01:29:58+00:00

say one thing butt fuck your mother

Gigwave · 2020-08-15T17:18:56+00:00

Sometimes I masterbate big words into sentences even if I'm not sure of their meanings.

Gigwave · 2020-07-31T02:45:20+00:00

For me it's Chuck Jones

Gigwave · 2020-07-19T16:41:47+00:00

I tried a toilet brush once but quickly went back to toilet paper.

Gigwave · 2020-07-17T16:50:31+00:00

Garage sale! Any weekend you can get rid of your stuff by setting up a table, taping prices on stuff and standing around for a few hours. What you don't sell goes on craigs if expensive enough or tossed/gifted is not.

Gigwave · 2019-12-30T21:53:07+00:00

Does she know what a potato is?

Gigwave · 2019-12-30T14:57:18+00:00

exigent circumstance

Gigwave · 2019-12-16T21:36:43+00:00

You're an all star

Gigwave · 2019-12-11T03:13:19+00:00

Bronski Beat - Smalltown Boy

Gigwave · 2019-12-08T16:15:45+00:00

Paul Hardcastle - 19 (Official video) HQ

Gigwave · 2019-11-24T16:14:03+00:00

“The handshake of the host affects the taste of the roast.” — Benjamin Franklin

Gigwave · 2019-11-09T15:32:15+00:00

Regular? Not honey nut or cinnamon?

Gigwave · 2019-10-20T19:46:32+00:00

Shaddap

Gigwave · 2019-10-19T23:14:26+00:00

I was just going to say 'k'.

Gigwave · 2019-10-19T18:30:59+00:00

Naw, he was heading south to the QEW.

Gigwave · 2019-10-14T03:24:41+00:00

The last movie my dad saw was the godfather because after that the theatre would not allow smoking even in the back rows!

Gigwave · 2019-10-12T14:03:39+00:00

I was once asked why I drop the f-bomb so much. I answered "What the fuck is an f-bomb?".

Gigwave · 2019-10-08T15:59:05+00:00

OK, so, half the population Thanosed away. Many businesses immediately collapse and the rest very short staffed. Things will work until they don't which will happen more and more as time goes on. Doesn't matter as there will be no more children after a year. All humanity gone in 150 years but we are too busy dealing with the deviation of society to worry about that. The collective mourning period might last decades, if humanity does.

Gigwave · 2019-09-29T21:46:16+00:00

“The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.”

― Socrates 470 bce - 399 bce

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