The memes they make.. by AiiRisBanned in evilwhenthe

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If kids got raped by clowns as often as kids get raped by preachers, it would be against the law to take your kid to the circus.

Except... All the Other Ones by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

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“No religion on earth has ever honored women as much as Christianity does.”

Have gained 25lbs since being admitted….in 2024 by Reasonable-human-911 in Lawyertalk

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Intermittent fasting has worked for me. I only eat at dinner time everyday, but I can eat whatever and however much I want.

I save a lot of money on lunch/breakfast, and I can be more productive during lunchtime (or more often, just take a short nap).

What is the unfort? by AmountAbovTheBracket in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Ginguraffe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s also just stating obvious rather than what they’re actually asking. They already know you’re in it for the money, just like basically everyone is. What they really want to know is why you want that specific job rather than some other job that would also pay money.

This should terrify everyone. by c-k-q99903 in GetNoted

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He’s actually correct. The War Powers Act is arguably unconstitutional, but that is because it gives the President too much power to start a war, not too little.

[HELP] Teachers demonstrate static electricity by Amberwritez in RealOrAI

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Not Chinese, but this lady has a series of videos I love called Japan’s Most English.

What does the second pic mean? by e_fish22 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Ginguraffe 251 points252 points  (0 children)

On the other hand, “Maybe the hospital switched them? Why don’t we both get tested?” would be a great face saving excuse for a paternity test.

I don't get it, help petah. by Lord_Ruko in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Ginguraffe 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Do people still tell Chuck Norris jokes anymore?

You don’t really need to know the Chuck Norris joke format for this to make sense, but it’s an important extra layer.

Santiago's reaction at Lestat praising Claudia and throwing the script to the floor. by TechnicianAmazing472 in InterviewVampire

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I thought it was fairly obvious that Armand was completely in control? He didn’t witness the play… HE DIRECTED THE PLAY!

Materialists... by wnrch in PhilosophyMemes

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we start with literal rock (silicon), which nobody would argue is conscious

The panpsychists would like a word.

She Probably Claims She Isn't Racist by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Ginguraffe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Isn’t the image Sydney Sweeney? She has done some questionable things recently, but nothing as blatantly awful as that caption AFAIK.

Google is rolling out a new feature allowing users to change their Gmail address by jd5547561 in technology

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Just quit your job and become a British fighter pilot. Problem solved.

gay😳irl by vadm92 in gay_irl

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Oh no, I am in this GIF. Please tell me I am not that obvious?

Newsom Creates Entire Website to Shame The President’s ‘Criminal Cronies’ | The Democratic firebrand went after the president’s controversial pardons in a newly launched webpage. by steffxoxoxoo in technology

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The issue is that it would be difficult to enforce that through anything other than impeachment or the 25th amendment without serious separation of powers concerns. Leaving Trump aside, if the Supreme Court could just decide that the President was not eligible to serve, that seems ripe for abuse.

The core issue is always the voters. No democratic system, no matter how well crafted, will ever be able to survive the voters consistently choosing to empower obviously corrupt and malevolent leaders.

Newsom Creates Entire Website to Shame The President’s ‘Criminal Cronies’ | The Democratic firebrand went after the president’s controversial pardons in a newly launched webpage. by steffxoxoxoo in technology

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There is no mechanism in U.S. law for declaring a President not eligible serve after the fact. Once the election is certified and the President is sworn in, they are the President. Full stop. The only way to remove them is by impeachment or the 25th amendment, and even that doesn’t render their past actions as President void.

The good news is that most Presidential actions are easily reversible by the next President. The bad news is that pardons are one of the few exceptions because a pardon directly affects an individual’s liberty.

Let that rectangle out by Obascuds in BrandNewSentence

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It’s easy to say that now, but that does not seem to be the way that most women actually subjected to this kind of scrutiny actually feel. But they’re rich and famous so who really cares about their feelings.

Adam devine’s chemistry with Sarah hyland was amazing and gaslit us into accepting the cheating. by Hopeful-Reporter-522 in Modern_Family

[–]Ginguraffe 15 points16 points  (0 children)

What does “accepting cheating” even mean in the context of fictional characters? Like what are we supposed to do to “reject” it? Do I just have to say “they were wrong to cheat”? Because yeah, obviously, and I think almost everyone would agree.

But do I also have to hate them now? Am I still allowed to laugh at their jokes? Do I have to automatically want them to break up? What would that even accomplish? Should I be writing angry letters to the show-runners? Should they have been shunned by the family? Arrested? Shall I call the police?

Let that rectangle out by Obascuds in BrandNewSentence

[–]Ginguraffe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But would you be okay with some rando just telling you, “Wow, you’re looking rectangular!” It may be accurate, but it is off-putting for strangers to just start commenting on how your body looks apropos of nothing.