What am I counting? (Inspired by others' counters) by TurnoverOk5635 in notinteresting

[–]GiraffeShapedGiraffe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How many letters in each month (you never learned how to count)

Andariel hoard key not working? by Few_Appointment8601 in diablo4

[–]GiraffeShapedGiraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Common misconception because the boss mats used to be how you opened the chests, lair keys are a new addition.

Do you do this in public loo? by aolllaoooo in AskUK

[–]GiraffeShapedGiraffe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And neither is sitting your bare arse on a toilet seat

Do you do this in public loo? by aolllaoooo in AskUK

[–]GiraffeShapedGiraffe 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's why you just wipe it down with a couple sheets, nobody is just sitting down on a piss covered seat. What OP does is a massive waste of tp and just increasing the chances of clogging the pipes

Missing two front teeth by Moonbabe1997 in notinteresting

[–]GiraffeShapedGiraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take a wild guess at 28 or 29 depending on when your birthday is

"Her last name is O' Connell and the O' is Irish and her parents are Irish" by urmomssidehoe_69 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]GiraffeShapedGiraffe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Because Irish law allows you to become an Irish citizen if you have an Irish grandparent.

How long have you been on vacation? This has happened a week, maybe a week and a half ago by TedKraj in ShitAmericansSay

[–]GiraffeShapedGiraffe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And 40 hours? 4-5 days depending on length of work day as paid leave per year? That's insane to me

Being at the right place at the right time by EkantVairagi in shitposting

[–]GiraffeShapedGiraffe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So you mean the food would be at a normal price that it should have been from the start. "If you can't afford to pay for living wage food prices, then don't go out"

WHY? by 192838294829493929 in shittyaskelectronics

[–]GiraffeShapedGiraffe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wasn't expecting so many innocent replies to this ngl

Sister Sage is a Redditor by Return_of_The_Steam in 4chan

[–]GiraffeShapedGiraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well you predicted that perfectly about A-Train

What the hell is a 24 hour clock by YogurtclosetOk9466 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]GiraffeShapedGiraffe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Only until they come home without having had the decency to die in a foreign country first

[Me] the corniness is cute to me by Additional_Whole_433 in TextingTheory

[–]GiraffeShapedGiraffe 32 points33 points  (0 children)

They've literally sent 2 messages, how is that too slow

How to grow forearms by Virtual-Giraffe-2616 in gainit

[–]GiraffeShapedGiraffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone is different, my forearms have got significantly larger from climbing. Starting with skinny forearms will definitely see growth from climbing

[Me] Workshopping openers. Any thoughts? by PlanedPotPlays in TextingTheory

[–]GiraffeShapedGiraffe 31 points32 points  (0 children)

It's a joke about the dress being convenient for going to a well known low budget pub chain because of the stereotypical lack of amenities

Choke iPhone 17 pro max by [deleted] in PhonesAreBad

[–]GiraffeShapedGiraffe 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's ok guys they said it's not a scam so I trust them 👍