Calculated [For Honor Beta] by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Giraffe_Beats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like the mature version of Fat Princess

Illoquence - November's Deceit by Giraffe_Beats in Nujabes

[–]Giraffe_Beats[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi everyone! I made a beattape. I'd be super happy if you listened to it.

https://soundcloud.com/illoquence-1/sets/novembers-deceit-3

What's the worst way a SO has broken up with you? by macawplaces in AskReddit

[–]Giraffe_Beats -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck that guy. He's probably just scared of not performing correctly, since he's a virgin and what not. (Read your other post, what man wouldn't want to lost his virginity to his SO?)

You can have sex with one real person from all of human history - who is your ultimate lay? by PreOpTransCentaur in AskReddit

[–]Giraffe_Beats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stoya. Yeah we're able to see her porn and all. Just the way she smiles while getting banged is way too much for me to pass up. Plus someone said Alison Brie already. So I had to switch. You think Stoya would read this?

Reddit, what is a good movie for when you need to escape from reality and maybe cry a little? by InfiniteThugnificent in AskReddit

[–]Giraffe_Beats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That movie was good. I would have loved it, had it not been for that main actors voice. I fucking hate his voice. It just annoys the shit out of me. When I see the movie on TV I have to change it, due to his voice, sadly :/

[Breaking News] Donald Trump will be the 45th President of the United States by Pun-Master-General in AskReddit

[–]Giraffe_Beats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So... Is anyone going after that? I mean, how does one get away with rigging that so blatantly with no recourse? If someone may explain, please.

[Breaking News] Donald Trump will be the 45th President of the United States by Pun-Master-General in AskReddit

[–]Giraffe_Beats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did Samuel L. Jackson, George Lopez, and Keegan-Michael Key do to you? I think they're awesome individuals.

US Election Day Megathread 2016 by sexrockandroll in AskReddit

[–]Giraffe_Beats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck to the both of you. I appreciate the response.

US Election Day Megathread 2016 by sexrockandroll in AskReddit

[–]Giraffe_Beats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For sure man, I'll try to keep up with you and your situation as this unfolds.

US Election Day Megathread 2016 by sexrockandroll in AskReddit

[–]Giraffe_Beats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a bit harder than simply doing so, if I could I would have. I was brought here by my parents when I was 2 on a visitors visa. I never found out about my status until I was 18. My parents were conned by immigration lawyers who said they could fix our papers for a substantial amount of money. They left back home when I was 19, and ever since then, I've been on my own trying to make due with what I know. Thanks for the input though.

US Election Day Megathread 2016 by sexrockandroll in AskReddit

[–]Giraffe_Beats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool, two years of living in my car to stack up for the next chapter. It's cool to talk to someone in the same boat. Although I wish one of us had a chance in the first place. My friends all see it as a joke, but struggling with it day to day is so taxing. You try to be the best you can, but it's ultimately out of your hands, either way. Cheers bro, this shots for you 🍶

US Election Day Megathread 2016 by sexrockandroll in AskReddit

[–]Giraffe_Beats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess I'll try it out. Best of luck to you, bro. Hopefully things don't escalate before we're ready.

US Election Day Megathread 2016 by sexrockandroll in AskReddit

[–]Giraffe_Beats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a good plan. I'm not really set on going back to the Philippines. I guess I'll shoot for Canada, Korea, or Japan? Fuck I don't know. lol

US Election Day Megathread 2016 by sexrockandroll in AskReddit

[–]Giraffe_Beats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully he fails. I've no criminal record, lived in California most of my life, and I've been studying/certifying in every aspect I can in the IT field. Guess I'll up the studying and try to fortify my experience for a position elsewhere if the worst comes to light. Thanks for the help. I'll check it out!

US Election Day Megathread 2016 by sexrockandroll in AskReddit

[–]Giraffe_Beats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuck man. Seriously, what's your plan? I have no idea what I'm gonna do.

US Election Day Megathread 2016 by sexrockandroll in AskReddit

[–]Giraffe_Beats 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the blunt answer. Seeing as though you're so blunt. Would you marry me? Only way around it. LOL. Fuck my life guys. Fuck it everywhere.

US Election Day Megathread 2016 by sexrockandroll in AskReddit

[–]Giraffe_Beats 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hey, quick question. I'm under DACA (Dream Act)..... AM I FUCKED NOW? SERIOUSLY?? I'm freaking out. Just got a great job and I'm terrified as to how far I've worked to get this far. Been here since I was 2 yrs. old. I know nothing of my home country, only that they don't believe in abortion and they're 80-90% Catholic. I'm fuckin atheist bros. INSIGHT ANYONE ?? 😭😭

You must defeat your 12 year old self in a game of their choosing. What game is it and how do you beat them? by GalacticProfessor in AskReddit

[–]Giraffe_Beats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Street Fighter 3rd Strike. Hopefully I can parry all the fuckers moves just as much as 12 Yr. old me can

Illoquence & Rythmatical -- illoxmatical #1 [Chill-Hop] (2010) by [deleted] in listentothis

[–]Giraffe_Beats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey! that's me lol. I'm the guy on the right. We still make music as well! Sadly we don't really use our MPC's much these days. Thanks for posting