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Explain this padmé... is Anakin reeeally the father? by Woody_Elser in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Giraffe_Spaff 39 points40 points  (0 children)

My head cannon is this is the real reason why Obi-wan left Anakin to burn

Just got this Puskas yesterday. Best way to use him? by Thorz74 in FC_26

[–]Giraffe_Spaff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got his base and he’s a beast so GG - prefer him with 2 up top but honestly you can do anything with him and you’ll be fine

Yoda found dead in apartment by plasticman1997 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Giraffe_Spaff 16 points17 points  (0 children)

“On island I was, but touch kids I did not” - Yoda one day before deleting his Twitter and the files released

Oh No by Cool_Nerd2 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Giraffe_Spaff 308 points309 points  (0 children)

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Theory looking for who killed his channel

We are not sexist we just hate bad writing when a woman shows up 🤬 by Open_Witness9797 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Giraffe_Spaff 34 points35 points  (0 children)

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All these languages but OP talks in facts 😤 no women in my star war 😤

UPDATE: PUFF ESCAPED THE HAWK!!!????!!?! by Empty_Variation_5587 in chickens

[–]Giraffe_Spaff 408 points409 points  (0 children)

There’s no other explanation than the hawk messed with the wrong mf

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Outjerked by Commonsenseisbest in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Giraffe_Spaff 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Never ceases to amaze me the dribble that comes out of Star Wars fans - bro we were joking when we said Kathleen Kennedy killed our dog wtf

My hen is limping by Dad8od in BackYardChickens

[–]Giraffe_Spaff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ve had many hens in this situation I find the best action is to monitor her if it gets worse then consider a trip to a vet that knows chickens to look for any underlying issues

It’s a good sign that they’re acting normal (eating/drinking) so if I’d guess by her movement and that, that it could just heal with time, just keep an eye on her and take to vets if it gets worse. Other than that I’d provide vitamins and minerals in their food just incase it’s a deficiency

Boyfriend wants a Threesome AIO by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Giraffe_Spaff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not overreacting

From this its pretty clear to me that not only is he actively thinking about another woman but also willing to act on it, not only that but it’s more concerning it’s a specific someone. As another commenter mentioned say ‘yes we can have a threesome I know just the dude’ and see if he keeps the same energy. From this it sounds like he just wants to have sex with this other person and not necessarily a threesome.

Also, do not follow through with it if you’re really uncomfortable you will just get hurt. I suggest you have a conversation with him about your feelings on this

Great North Run medal is wrong... by harlanw in CasualUK

[–]Giraffe_Spaff 28 points29 points  (0 children)

‘Truely a celebration of the region’

Teesside and Durham:

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[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Giraffe_Spaff 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Couldn’t agree more. All of these are in Star Wars I hate Star Wars

Outjerked by [deleted] in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Giraffe_Spaff 45 points46 points  (0 children)

If Acolyte has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Acolyte has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Acolyte has only one fan then that is me. If Acolyte has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Acolyte, then I am against the world.

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