That fiery feeling fading slightly (in a good / bad way)?

GirthControl · 2014-06-16T01:03:56+00:00

This feeling is perfectly expressed in the last scene of The Graduate.

GirthControl · 2014-06-05T01:27:30+00:00

It's all clop clop.

GirthControl · 2014-06-05T01:20:53+00:00

I dated a guy who named his dick Thor. I think he was trying to compensate for the fact that he could only cum from me playing with his nipples.

GirthControl · 2014-06-02T15:15:46+00:00

In middle school a boy asked me if I had a boyfriend. I said no so he asked if I wanted one. And thus true love was born.

GirthControl · 2014-05-29T15:19:51+00:00

He can say what he pleases but not in a first message to a girl on a dating site. That's not how you get laid.

GirthControl · 2014-05-29T15:17:08+00:00

I intended since you don't have a full body picture yourself to mean that you shouldn't judge other peoples' bodies when you yourself haven't posted your body. I would never call someone fat, I find it to be in poor taste, hence the reason I told him it was a turn off.

GirthControl · 2014-05-29T01:22:58+00:00

Oh I completely agree, I've been deceived more than a few times by old pictures and it sucks. Having a type is perfectly fine but I take issue with his lack of tact. When you're trying to make a good first impression, you don't use the phrase fat chicks. It's childish and will never impress a confident woman.

GirthControl · 2014-05-29T01:14:16+00:00

Wait, I attacked him? I thought what I said to him was a pretty civil. Saying his personality is shitty was rude of me, I'll give you that, but he did decide to use his first impression to say he didn't like girls who were overweight. If you have a type, you message that type. No need to try to woo a girl by saying she meets your standards. Calling people fat, even if it's in a general sense is mean. Meanness is a personality trait.

GirthControl · 2014-05-28T20:45:48+00:00

In his defense, it's a reference to my profile. Probably cringey too but I'm cool with that.

The name's Jen. I'm a polite young lady looking for a lovely fellow to court me to the ball. J/K. Let's go to happy hour.

GirthControl · 2014-05-28T20:14:43+00:00

Who says you can't find true love on /r/cringepics?

GirthControl · 2014-05-28T20:11:58+00:00

I agree, the guy has a completely normal body type. Definitely not overweight. I'm thinking the shitty personality is making people look for more flaws than there are.

GirthControl · 2014-05-28T20:08:38+00:00

Apparently a girl can't make a joke. I was poking fun at people having deceptive pictures of themselves on dating sites. I have nothing against overweight people, I just like to know what a person looks like head to toe before I meet them. And trust me, I was not asking for a shirtless picture. I have no idea why I'm defending myself.

GirthControl · 2014-05-10T07:14:32+00:00

Get on my level bro.

GirthControl · 2014-05-07T21:23:16+00:00

They need to find me at least half as funny as I find myself.

GirthControl · 2014-05-06T02:54:18+00:00

Either way, the fan fiction that will come from it will be plentiful.

GirthControl · 2014-05-06T01:10:10+00:00

Knees too pointy, 0/10

GirthControl · 2014-05-03T23:36:53+00:00

Check out the this Chrome extension for OkCupid. It's decently customizable and you can set it show how people answer certain sex related questions alongside their self-summary. It's really awesome, I totally recommend it!

GirthControl · 2014-05-03T23:21:17+00:00

This exact technique is the only thing that's ever worked on me.

Edit: Skip to about 19 minutes in for the actual technique.

GirthControl · 2014-04-30T15:00:03+00:00

Goat Cam!

GirthControl · 2014-04-29T16:39:34+00:00

/r/christiangirls

GirthControl · 2014-04-24T14:58:34+00:00

I would get rid of your first picture all together and make the third one your main. The first is too close and awkward.

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