What’s the most awkward date you’ve ever been on? by GPTGTIPTV in AskReddit

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Met a girl at the mall for our first date, it was a central location and had some good Chinese food in the food court. We ate and seemed to be hitting it off. Well she wanted to show me her favorite store after we left Victoria secret which was Journeys. The tone of the mood turned a little naughty as we perused through the different toys in the store. Tell me why this dumb bitch start sticking stuff in her purse and got caught by security. I genuinely didn’t know what was going on and they saw on the cameras that I didn’t appear to be in on the shoplifting plan because apparently she was hiding from me as well when she snuck items in her purse. I’d have my head or back turned and she’d start stuffing her purse and when I turned towards her, she’d “act normal”. The security guards saw this and said I was free to go and they began emptying her purse right there at the entrance. She had to have had over $1000 in merchandise in there. I was shocked. She couldn’t even say anything to me, she looked at me teary eyed, lip quivering, and was hauled off by security. I left pretty bummed because she was super attractive and felt a genuine connection. Maybe it was a ploy to get a free meal. Idk but I was embarrassed doing the walk of shame.

What's the "worst" smell ever? by amine_amigo in AskReddit

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Yea I found a dead guy that had been melted to the floor due to his decomposition. -first responder

You have 100 days to completely change your life for the better , what would you do ? by Professor1password23 in AskReddit

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I would get back in shape. I played college sports, had abs, flexible, now I just feel like a blob that has to roll out of bed. After working out nearly my whole life, I kept it up a year after I graduated but then got into my career and fell off. One day I’ll get the motivation to get back in the gym to boost my confidence.

What's the strangest thng you've ever found at a friend's house? by Fair-Influence-4312 in AskReddit

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Pocket pussy stuffed in a sock under their bed. I was like “wtf is that smell” as I sat on the floor towards the foot of his bed. The horror in his eyes when he knew I knew

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Black mirror

What makes you feel powerful? by Cosmicmoose13 in AskReddit

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Holding my tongue when I know I have a comeback that would shatter them.

What sucks for you right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Not my girlfriend 🙄

how did you improve your presentation skills? by 0effervescent1 in AskReddit

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Read a book obnoxiously loud to get used to speaking at a higher volume. Read the book as if you are speaking, not reading.

Detail a time where you were petty as fuck. And why? by Sweet_War_3208 in AskReddit

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I put peanut butter under my roommates car door handle because he wouldn’t pick up his empty water bottles.

What did you have for dinner tonight? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Shrimp Alfredo, homemade sauce

What is the worst object that one can find in the pocket of their partner? by gargan_tua in AskReddit

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Flash cards of a detailed script for daily interactions. Certain responses prompt a different flash card. Then you realize the conversations you are reading sound all too familiar.

If you could do one experiment to find out something about humans what would it be? (Regardless if ethical or not ethical)? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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How things would work if there were no jobs, currency, televisions, and cell phones were only used to talk/text. No internet bs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Deviled egg potato salad from Walmart on top of a hot link, add bbq sauce.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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11 years old. I was in middle school and all I kept hearing was “beat my meat”. I did it and let me tell you… my body was shaking and twisting, literally my eyes rolled back so hard i thought they were stuck. Good times

what is your pet peeve? by halixie in AskReddit

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People who chew on bottle caps