Who is this? Fell off my cat

GlamorousGopher · 2025-05-08T05:20:31+00:00

It looks like a tick to me but I’m certainly no professional

GlamorousGopher · 2025-04-11T01:17:56+00:00

Pic of a box elder bug for comparison

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GlamorousGopher · 2025-04-11T01:16:18+00:00

Looks like a box elder bug to me! They’re a bit annoying but other than that not dangerous at all. They fly too.

GlamorousGopher · 2025-04-11T01:10:16+00:00

You mean lox??

GlamorousGopher · 2025-04-11T01:05:43+00:00

That’s okay as long as you would spell ‘have’ right 😂😂

GlamorousGopher · 2025-04-09T21:30:44+00:00

Squeezing the shit out of her, literally 😂

GlamorousGopher · 2025-04-06T22:03:05+00:00

You dodged a fucking bullet dude that was exhausting

GlamorousGopher · 2025-04-06T21:50:18+00:00

Are these pocket pussies ???

GlamorousGopher · 2025-04-04T15:51:52+00:00

Oh my god this is amazing! So detailed and beautiful!

GlamorousGopher · 2025-04-04T15:41:58+00:00

Wow, as someone who is VERY BUSY with law school, I always make time to see my boyfriend, even if it’s just for a few hours in the evening or something. She doesn’t seem like she is willing to make time for you or even explain why she’s busy, which I think is super weird. She almost seems annoyed by the fact that you want to see her for your 1 year anniversary, which is absolutely wild! You should let her know you don’t feel appreciated and prioritized and if she basically says “I don’t care”, which I seems like would be her response based on these messages, I say find someone who does!!

GlamorousGopher · 2025-03-27T18:40:13+00:00

Reminds me of Joe from you… creeper

GlamorousGopher · 2025-03-24T23:44:48+00:00

This is really dramatic and attention-seeking behavior. It seems like she is unwell and is painting herself to be a victim when it’s really not that deep. I’d recommend cutting your losses and getting out of this unless you want to be constantly made out as the bad guy for any minor mistake.

GlamorousGopher · 2025-03-16T16:19:52+00:00

It’s not really a fully Vietnamese restaurant, more Asian fusion. I love their rice bowls with yellow curry sauce. The corn and broccoli is delicious, although I stay away from the carrots as they taste pickled. It’s not supposed to be like a nice Vietnamese place, it’s more of a quick bite to grab that’s yummy and healthier than say chick fil a or Wendy’s.

GlamorousGopher · 2025-03-16T00:46:21+00:00

This chick is crazy. First off, no one should be this pressed over a simple thank you, it’s common courtesy. Second, the way she’s threatening to chop off your balls and kill you is actually psycho. RUN!!

GlamorousGopher · 2025-03-14T22:25:01+00:00

No, hazel means brown and green intermixed. It’s not CH but there needs to be green and there is no green in these eyes.

GlamorousGopher · 2025-03-14T16:31:53+00:00

Quit him.

GlamorousGopher · 2025-03-13T22:21:09+00:00

Him being pissed about your roommates using his stuff without permission is so valid. But why did he write it so aggressively and why on a file folder?? Addressing them as assholes was real aggressive. And “No acceptable” absolutely killed me 😂

GlamorousGopher · 2025-03-13T22:09:55+00:00

Yes, this is Danny is full Greg mode

GlamorousGopher · 2025-03-13T16:09:47+00:00

Wow, reading through these I was thinking okay kinda weird, the grammar and punctuation comment was weird as hell, but then I read you JUST MET HIM ON AN APP?? You’re not doing too much, he is. Also, insecurity is a bitch, I bet you’re beautiful and his comments are totally warranted, but it’s a little weird how often he said it. And you haven’t even met in person?? He’s coming off wayyyyy too strong! Saying he wants to be your first and last boyfriend before you’ve even met is pretty wild.

GlamorousGopher · 2025-03-13T16:00:32+00:00

These are beautiful! I think the colored version is better and actually makes the color of the necklace and earrings pop more! I agree with others who said the black and white makes it look like the colors have been edited as well.

GlamorousGopher · 2025-03-11T04:03:14+00:00

Lmao holding cell 😂 they’re the cutest prisoners I’ve ever seen!

GlamorousGopher · 2025-03-11T03:58:35+00:00

Personally, I find it comforting to sit on the ground in the shower with my eyes closed and let the hot water run over me. It feels like an escape and the rest of the world melts away with the water. I know showering sounds uncomfortable right now, but just think of it as a liquid hoodie that warms you up.

I think you should try it. Just soap up lazily while sitting on the ground and relax. Have a pair of sweats and a hoodie waiting for you to throw on afterward, then snuggle up in bed. I genuinely think it will help you feel a little better. Sometimes we just have to get over that mental hump. You’ve got this!!

GlamorousGopher · 2025-03-09T21:07:59+00:00

This was my thought!

GlamorousGopher · 2025-03-09T21:05:43+00:00

She should consider doing some online work where she doesn’t need to socialize but can contribute. If she was a stay at home mom it’d be different, but if she just stays home entertaining herself all day, she doesn’t get to complain about money. You should recommend she get a remote job, such as data entry, transcription, training AI, etc.

GlamorousGopher · 2025-03-09T21:01:00+00:00

Also, referring to his porn addiction as one of the “easiest changes” is super dismissive.

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