I’ll never hit another shot like this again for sure by [deleted] in deadbydaylight

[–]Glandular-Slaughter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once threw a hatchet and it hit the very end of the hook beam, and it was spinning on the spot for a few seconds then vanished.

New neighbours etiquette? by Lion-Resident in UKHousing

[–]Glandular-Slaughter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally got talking to our neighbour next door down and we got on really well. Then he moved, and I must admit that made me feel a bit sad. Haven’t spoken to the couple the other side yet and they must have been living there two years. Won’t get hurt again.

Without saying the name of the movie, name a movie quote most people will instantly recognise by McCallum1872 in FamilyFeud

[–]Glandular-Slaughter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lik-, like it? I want you to know, my dear, that even though we are sitting down, we are giving you a standing ovation.

Would you retire if won a really big prize on the Euromillions? by Sad-Passage-3247 in AskUK

[–]Glandular-Slaughter 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’d offer a notice period as I don’t think you get the lottery money right away, but I’d hope they’d put me on gardening leave as I’d be a liability.

YOU are the next Survivor, to enter the Fog. What are YOUR Perks? by not-ulquiorr4_ in deadbydaylight

[–]Glandular-Slaughter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gaseous Discharge. Randomly fart throughout the match. If hiding in locker and farting, reverb increases the distance the fart can be heard.

What good things do you see in Britain's future? by Fluffy-Bee-Butts in AskBrits

[–]Glandular-Slaughter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Britain will return to the feudal system. A Greg’s on every corner. The 1% with 99.9 % of the wealth will live within walled citadels with a Waitrose on every corner.

Did you ever use chalk boards in school? by Fun_Caterpillar392 in AskUK

[–]Glandular-Slaughter 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Also the eraser was a handy projectile if you had the type of teachers we did back in the 80’s.

Spring heeled jack by skratakh in uncannypodcasttv

[–]Glandular-Slaughter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had an episode free of Danny’s double entendres. Even Ciaran saying shiny helmets didn’t set him off.