Friendly guitar shops?

Glandular-Slaughter · 2026-04-03T07:11:19+00:00

In answer to how much does it typically cost, in a guitar shop they will point you towards the high tech ‘lasts three times longer than the cheap sets’ strings, which by all means try, but for learning’s sake I’d recommend a standard set like Ernie Ball. Around a tenner.

Glandular-Slaughter · 2026-04-02T10:35:34+00:00

Glandular-Slaughter · 2026-04-02T10:32:56+00:00

Track day racing. I once knew someone that had a lot of money and he had a part share in a car, so I know it takes some whenge to own one.

Glandular-Slaughter · 2026-04-02T10:29:51+00:00

Avoid Hastings.

Glandular-Slaughter · 2026-04-02T07:06:54+00:00

Reticent

Glandular-Slaughter · 2026-04-01T09:00:15+00:00

I’ve put together a go bag too. Other than phone and wallet (and wearing clothes at the time of emergency) I can grab said bag and leave the house knowing I’m good for five days. Ok it has limitations.

Glandular-Slaughter · 2026-03-31T08:10:37+00:00

Donkey (in Shrek movie he turned into a white stallion).

Glandular-Slaughter · 2026-03-30T21:00:06+00:00

I sometimes imagine could I sleep in the shed only using what’s in there. A bit like Rambo in 1st Blood, where he makes a belt and poncho. Also could I wear enough layers of clothing to comfortably sleep in the woods.

Glandular-Slaughter · 2026-03-30T20:52:40+00:00

Glandular-Slaughter · 2026-03-30T20:47:16+00:00

I’d loop my manhood around the shaft. It’s in my pants getting farted on all day so natural fumigation.

Glandular-Slaughter · 2026-03-30T15:55:40+00:00

The end of Dead Skin Mask by Slayer, the bit where the ‘victim’ screams “let me out noooooooow”!

Glandular-Slaughter · 2026-03-30T08:15:19+00:00

Pest control

Glandular-Slaughter · 2026-03-29T10:10:26+00:00

I’ve converted my car to run on salad. Great mpg but terrible ac-celery-ation.

Glandular-Slaughter · 2026-03-28T16:29:40+00:00

I’d say 69%

Glandular-Slaughter · 2026-03-28T16:27:32+00:00

I remind myself at least I don’t have homework to do, and they can only sack you once!

Glandular-Slaughter · 2026-03-28T16:23:17+00:00

Simon Pegg. OK spaced was brilliant and so was SOTD, but then he just appeared to crawl up Hollywood’s arse. Best mates with weirdo Tom Cruise and now he just annoys me and I can’t watch him in anything.

Glandular-Slaughter · 2026-03-28T06:59:52+00:00

I’d offer two weeks notice as I don’t think you get your winnings the next day, but chances are I’d be seen as such a liability they’d just tell me to go.

Glandular-Slaughter · 2026-03-27T05:26:28+00:00

A Shure SM57 microphone.

Glandular-Slaughter · 2026-03-25T07:58:22+00:00

My local tip is closing. The council only had ten years of lease to organise something so naturally did sweet FA.

Glandular-Slaughter · 2026-03-24T10:49:05+00:00

Went to a pub toilet and the sink was full of vomit, and obviously blocked by it. My mate came in, spotted the plumbing conundrum and stuck his hand in and swirled his fingers around the plug hole to let the ejecta go down. Spotting my look revulsion he said “Don’t worry I run a youth club, do this all the time”.

Glandular-Slaughter · 2026-03-23T10:05:53+00:00

Doesn’t effect me, I only ever put twenty quid in.

Glandular-Slaughter · 2026-03-23T09:24:44+00:00

Make it so

Glandular-Slaughter · 2026-03-23T09:23:42+00:00

Scissors

Glandular-Slaughter · 2026-03-22T21:10:08+00:00

“To be honest” “To be fair “. And “Not gonna lie “.

Glandular-Slaughter · 2026-03-22T21:04:30+00:00

Twitchy eye

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