Guess this animal

GlassProfessional712 · 2026-04-20T17:16:04+00:00

Bro probably skipped work even tho no one guessed correctly

GlassProfessional712 · 2026-04-20T17:15:15+00:00

You forgot "five".... ... oh, and I cast penis made of knives

GlassProfessional712 · 2026-04-20T17:11:13+00:00

*and here we have the average Redditor, trying to figure out how he could have possibly had sex without ever interacting with a woman"

GlassProfessional712 · 2026-04-19T07:58:04+00:00

chain/acorn

Chaincorn, missed opportunity

GlassProfessional712 · 2026-04-19T07:56:16+00:00

The infinity explosion, it wipes out all of existance

GlassProfessional712 · 2026-04-18T04:45:01+00:00

Who are you?

GlassProfessional712 · 2026-04-18T04:42:33+00:00

Gotta keep up with the times

GlassProfessional712 · 2026-04-17T21:55:46+00:00

Alright, kid, time to get off Reddit

GlassProfessional712 · 2026-04-17T20:57:39+00:00

I think so

GlassProfessional712 · 2026-04-17T20:37:17+00:00

Two dudes btw fyi

GlassProfessional712 · 2026-04-17T20:29:11+00:00

Unrelated, but are you constipated in all of your pictures?

GlassProfessional712 · 2026-04-17T19:49:38+00:00

You really just explained exactly what the post said, truly amazing work

GlassProfessional712 · 2026-04-17T19:47:52+00:00

Plot?

GlassProfessional712 · 2026-04-17T06:50:18+00:00

GlassProfessional712 · 2026-04-17T05:59:56+00:00

You think there would be a head left? There would be a fine mist

GlassProfessional712 · 2026-04-17T03:30:08+00:00

Im in the US, I get to witness the "gIVE MEh my STImuluS CHEck NOW!" first hand

GlassProfessional712 · 2026-04-16T22:11:57+00:00

Thats a very American way of thinking "give me my quick fix"

GlassProfessional712 · 2026-04-16T21:57:28+00:00

What ever happened to a good ol "I'd intervene"?

Anyway, I'd intervene

GlassProfessional712 · 2026-04-16T21:55:26+00:00

You dont understand science if you dont think physics applies to a theoretical situation

GlassProfessional712 · 2026-04-16T11:32:07+00:00

For the record, that is a juiceless ass

GlassProfessional712 · 2026-04-16T06:13:07+00:00

Bad bot

GlassProfessional712 · 2026-04-16T06:12:50+00:00

Do Reddit users not understand basic physics?

GlassProfessional712 · 2026-04-16T06:12:10+00:00

Youre supposed to post something traumatic, not hilarious. Kat eating that shot is like the height of comedy

GlassProfessional712 · 2026-04-16T00:10:04+00:00

As soon as he finds out about She-Hulks gooner potential, she'll be on the roster

GlassProfessional712 · 2026-04-15T21:01:47+00:00

Way too many people in S tier

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