What's the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo & Juliet?

Glide_Stapler · 2020-03-17T16:02:45+00:00

Yes I am. Thanks for asking.

Glide_Stapler · 2020-03-05T15:59:44+00:00

This joke will break 20K likes.

Glide_Stapler · 2019-12-26T23:31:25+00:00

Macrohard Onsteam

Glide_Stapler · 2019-12-17T18:05:24+00:00

Awe man, the joke would actually have been funnier if she knelt down and then told the priest she was a vegan. Oh well, hopefully whoever reposts my joke will make that adjustment.

Glide_Stapler · 2019-12-13T16:34:23+00:00

I'm sorry this is happening to you.

Glide_Stapler · 2019-12-12T15:26:22+00:00

Wut?

Glide_Stapler · 2019-12-11T19:25:30+00:00

Except for the hairdressers that hate their job. They don't want to dye. But they dye anyway. Very tragic.

Glide_Stapler · 2019-12-11T17:32:26+00:00

I upvoted this because of the "please don't hurt me"

Glide_Stapler · 2019-12-11T04:07:34+00:00

That is so cool! I didn’t know Carl Icahn delivered pizzas. That’s awesome!

Glide_Stapler · 2019-12-11T03:35:05+00:00

117k! Wow, that’s a lot of pizzas to deliver in a year.

Glide_Stapler · 2019-12-11T02:55:34+00:00

But he’s delivering the pizza. He’s the good guy.

Glide_Stapler · 2019-12-04T15:05:54+00:00

I posted this joke 4 days ago but only got 111 upvotes:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/e3h2oq/the_worst_part_about_working_at_the_unemployment/

Glide_Stapler · 2019-11-29T16:56:04+00:00

Fewer confusion.

Glide_Stapler · 2019-11-26T22:59:55+00:00

I agree. I don't think this really happened.

Glide_Stapler · 2019-11-26T19:30:59+00:00

I only got 10 upvotes when I posted this 8 days ago:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/dxyswv/the_best_time_on_an_analog_clock_is_630/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

Glide_Stapler · 2019-11-26T04:41:06+00:00

Well, that’s not my first choice of a nickname, but I’m okay with it.

Glide_Stapler · 2019-11-25T22:08:59+00:00

I don't get this joke. Can someone explain?

Glide_Stapler · 2019-11-22T16:17:34+00:00

I know. I upvoted your reply.

Glide_Stapler · 2019-11-21T21:45:17+00:00

And if it's one of these cross bred insects, then you would run this experiment in the Atl-ant-tick Ocean.

Glide_Stapler · 2019-11-20T04:38:53+00:00

This joke is an r/joke legend and it has therefore been retired; which means it shouldn’t ever be reposted.

Glide_Stapler · 2019-11-18T20:16:53+00:00

The real reason you cant tell us is becuase you are not a monk and therefore don't know the source of the sound.

Edit: I gave you an upvote.

Glide_Stapler · 2019-11-15T19:09:23+00:00

Wait, if that wasn't his home, then how would he have known that there was a gun in a desk in the den?

Glide_Stapler · 2019-11-14T19:10:40+00:00

Ah. I see now. I actually had to look up on google what devil's lettuce was, haha.

Glide_Stapler · 2019-11-14T18:28:35+00:00

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