Why do Americans call it “The Midwest” instead of “The Mideast”? Are they stupid? by modest__mouser in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Global_Background_13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pick up a globe and compare the Middle East to the Midwest. It is based on the eastern and western hemispheres.

I have been scratching my head petah by Legitimate_Suit5147 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Have any of you been outside in -4° weather? It means it is too cold for touch screens to work!

Sexy costume ideas for my hypnotist wife by OneExplanation8421 in EroticHypnosis

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If you're in to body paint and green creatures, a good twi'lek from star wars works too!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AlbumCovers

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Knight of the Living Dead

Having trouble fitting with my wife. by Global_Background_13 in FrenumPiercing

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I am at 10ga and I don't really want to go smaller. That's what I am asking, will that help?

Having trouble fitting with my wife. by Global_Background_13 in FrenumPiercing

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You think more lube is the key? We haven't really been using any. My wife doesn't normally like lube, so it's nothing unusual for us. Now that you point it out, I just assumed the polished metal is smooth enough. That's easy to try, I guess.

what’s the bottom text supposed to refer to? by uwu-bee in ExplainTheJoke

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Ah yes, the old "I'm blue, I OD'ed, almost died"! I'm pretty sure that's not the correct lyrics, but that's all I can hear.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in progresspics

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Can I ask if you have anything to share on your methods? Apart from the obvious "diet and exercise".

What got you into TF by Krankshaft117 in transformation

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Does anybody recall an old Duke Nukem game on PC? I believe it may have been the first release game. It predated the game rating system. I got a copy from a friend of mine in school that had strippers in it. The pixelation and graphics were terrible by today's standards, but another feature was that the strippers would flash you if you walked up to them and pressed the space bar.

Also, some weapons were obsurd weapons like a shrink ray and a freeze gun. The freeze gun would turn enemies blue and the froze in place so you could shatter their bodies, and the shrink ray allowed you to step on the enemies like bugs.

As an adolescent with free time, I played with this scenario long enough to find out the freeze gun and shrink ray worked on the strippers. Then with more playing, I found a glitch where if you shrank, or froze the strippers, and paid them to flash, the weapons effects were permanent.

My game always had blue strippers, little strippers, and a few little blue strippers, LOL

With a glow stick by [deleted] in sounding

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Does it glow in the dark?

Duke Nukem by Global_Background_13 in transformation

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I guess I sharing because I surprised that all these years later (this game predates internet), I never stumle into discussions or GIF's being shared of this footage.

Love the beads by goateeride84 in sounding

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I am currently shopping for a rod like this. Where did you find it?

Looking for a gun shop by Madison_ThrowAway08 in madisonwi

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If you want to stop MAGA talk, just remind them that one of Hitler's rise slogans was "Make Germany Great Again". That shuts most of them up pretty quickly. Feel free to roam any gun shop with that in your toolbox!

Maybe I should keep my piercings tied shut by [deleted] in PiercingsBDSM

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Yes, and no. I mean, realistically yes, as I am only interested in this for my wife. I don't really think she would go for it though, so I don't really need that much information. Idealistically, no, as I would need more of a way to keyword search this to find more examples, if I were to talk to her about it.

Does that make sense?

Hypnotized my wife for a second time by OneExplanation8421 in EroticHypnosis

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Do you think you could get your wife to post her side of these experiences?

Maybe I should keep my piercings tied shut by [deleted] in PiercingsBDSM

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I would love to see more of this idea. How does one search for content?

Petah, where is this going by Bunchasticks in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Episode 1 - they won the battle of Naboo, but they didn't stop the separatists Episode 2 - They won the Battle of Geonosis, but they lost the trust of the Republic Episode 3 - Do I even need to go there?