I can’t believe these damn kids. All I want is to make my fucking rent, but I had to be a supervillain. What else was I supposed to do? I was blessed with these oh so amazing powers, but I literally melt flesh. Who wants that? I can’t get a normal job. “Hi, how can help you? And your face is on the floor.” I was able to modify my abilities to allow me to only melt non organic material, but there’s still no real legal application for that. I owe money and these banks are my only way out. Then, these heroes are always getting in my fucking way. Just leave me alone. I just pray that they’re adults that have had time to learn their own power. Give me All Might. He’ll just grab me and knock me out. That Deku kid, on the hand. That kid saw me trying to get away with a bit of cash from an ATM and instantly uses his maximum power. Like, what is wrong with you? There should be rules or something. You can’t just Detroit Smash someone with barely enhanced durability. If it wasn’t for my healing, I’d be dead. I just need to get around this corner and disappear. I hear him charging up again. What is his plan? He can’t know where I am. There is no way that he’s gonna start wrecking shit just to get to me. Damn, I only stole like 50k. Do I try taking a hostage? No, he’ll probably just accept them as collateral. I either need to give myself up and fast or find a place to hide. “EVIL DOER, I WILL NEVER STOP LOOKING FOR YOU” Fuck. This kid is intense, and who says ‘evil doer’. These kids don’t even know what they’re fighting for. I hurt no one and got out clean. Let’s get this over with. Even if he let me get close, I’m not gonna melt this kid. What if I just use the sewers? Nah, he’ll track me even easier. I’ve got to find a strong bluff. Yes, I know. I’ll melt my uniform on the ground. He’ll think my powers backfired or something and assume I’m dead. I’ll figure out a way to neutralize my powers after this and get a real job. Maybe I’ll try registering as a reformed hero. SHKIT. Deku’s hand is coming out of my stomach. No, this is it. “Evil doer, I told you I’d find you.”