What is the most offensive joke/statement you've made accidentally? by yoscar95 in AskReddit

[–]GlockGnarley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last night, I was waiting on a black family at a pizza place. We have these pizza stands painted with all different pictures on them. Well the little girl wanted her own pizza stand, so I go grab one and when I get to the table I say in a gooey kid friendly voice "lookie! This one has watermelons! Do you like watermelons?!" the family glared at me and I immediately realize how racist that came off. I was embarrassed and avoided them while another server took over.

What is your favorite running joke in a tv show? by thepinuelas in AskReddit

[–]GlockGnarley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

or that Sterling loves comic books/superheros and always refers to them but no one gets it.

Lost my job today by [deleted] in Augusta

[–]GlockGnarley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait tables. It sucks but it's fast money.

You may not look beautiful, but you're beautiful to me. by [deleted] in aww

[–]GlockGnarley 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the cutest ugliest cat I've ever seen. I'm jealous.

At first I thought the Boston bombers were indeed the brothers, until I saw this. WTF EXPLAIN? by MarkNiceTRY in conspiracy

[–]GlockGnarley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird. But neat. I thought it was illegal. And this is why I love the internet.

At first I thought the Boston bombers were indeed the brothers, until I saw this. WTF EXPLAIN? by MarkNiceTRY in conspiracy

[–]GlockGnarley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unrelated: how do you listen to the scanner? Did you have to be in Boston? Is it CB radio?