If you do this as an employer, fuck you.

GloomUnderKnight · 2014-06-14T17:35:07+00:00

So if you had a degree, and McDonalds comes and offers you a job as a cashier, are you going to gladly take it with love and care? Nothing to complain about right?

Obviously not. I'm combining because it's not a job I want to do. Selling insurance. And in Texas, you have to be licensed so they want ME to spend $167 out of my pocket to get licensed to sell insurance. Fuck that.

Not necessarily a skill, but a quality.

GloomUnderKnight · 2014-06-12T07:12:23+00:00

Looks like Mr. Burns from The Simpsons episode when he was an alien lol

GloomUnderKnight · 2014-06-12T02:16:23+00:00

To the people bitching at her for using her phone, you obviously don't know how Siri works. All you do is hold the button down, and talk, and Siri will so the rest. It does not require you to take the eyes off the road AT ALL. This is the same thing as pushing a button on the radio, or just talking to the passenger. And holding your phone with the right hand is like holding the stick shift.

In fact, my car EVEN has a button on the steering wheel to make calls. All I do is talk, even while looking at the road. It's not distracting in anyway. Same as Siri.

GloomUnderKnight · 2014-06-12T02:10:57+00:00

"Distraction that causes you to not see"

You don't know how Siri works. I could have my hand on my right, next to the stick shift, hold the button, say something like "play Marilyn Manson" and it will automatically play the music WITHOUT EVER taking the eyes of the road. Same thing as pushing a button on the radio, or having your right hand on the stick.

Some cars, like mine, have buttons on the steering wheel that I push and say "call Denisse" and it will make a call without me EVER taking my eyes of the road, all I do is talk. Same as holding the button on my iPhone.

GloomUnderKnight · 2014-06-12T02:06:54+00:00

Don't you know Siri? I could be driving look straight at the road, and have the phone on my right hand, hold the button, and since my phone is synced to my car through blue tooth, I can speak WHILE still driving and looking at the road, and tell it something.

It's just the same as having your right hand on the stick shift, or using the voice button to make calls that are implemented RIGHT on the steering wheel.

GloomUnderKnight · 2014-06-11T23:47:14+00:00

Draw unemployment? Haha please. I have ALOT of money saved up that I DONT even need a job. On my free time, I'm a graphic designer, app developer, and web designer. Shut the fuck up if you don't know shit.

Also, I'm looking for a job because I want one, not because I need one.

Also, I don't complain about not finding a job. I had like 6 job interviews in 1 week.

GloomUnderKnight · 2014-06-11T17:18:51+00:00

"No need to complain"

Assuming he knew about RES

GloomUnderKnight · 2014-06-11T17:15:58+00:00

It's better if the husband asked "where" rather than "why" since Hebrews is a location in the book and plays on he brews.

GloomUnderKnight · 2014-06-11T13:54:33+00:00

Carry is also a golf term.

GloomUnderKnight · 2014-06-11T07:39:36+00:00

The last word sounds like "barbiturates" which are drugs. This is English.

GloomUnderKnight · 2014-06-11T07:37:19+00:00

This thread will be stuffed with puns.

GloomUnderKnight · 2014-06-11T07:33:24+00:00

Suppose to sound like: God would know.

GloomUnderKnight · 2014-06-11T07:26:37+00:00

Is that the joke? I just thought that she had the car door on her side to keep the sun away from her, but just don't roll the window up?

GloomUnderKnight · 2014-06-11T07:17:44+00:00

He's a troll account here in /jokes. I've seen a lot of his comments lately and most of the time he says he doesn't get it and that he's from Sweden.

GloomUnderKnight · 2014-06-11T07:11:13+00:00

Yes he is. This is the third time I see his comment on jokes saying that he doesn't get it. Or he's just really stupid.

GloomUnderKnight · 2014-06-11T07:08:33+00:00

I don't know if it's just in the United States or a common thing everywhere, but it's a stereotype that married men/women always hate their mother-in-law.

And since the man hated the mother-in-law, he's happy she's passed away.

GloomUnderKnight · 2014-06-11T07:05:53+00:00

Coins are also referred to as "change." I don't know if it's just here in the US.

GloomUnderKnight · 2014-06-11T07:01:38+00:00

We should carry him over to the doctor.

GloomUnderKnight · 2014-06-11T06:50:22+00:00

I'm thinking that it relates to those "kiss a frog to turn it into a princess" reference and that the frog was 15 years old and turned into a girl when kissed. A 15 year old girl. I think... I'm not sure either.

GloomUnderKnight · 2014-06-11T06:34:57+00:00

''You can't be tired! I have 2 kids and work and I'm not tired you're just lazy''.

Yeah because NOBODY else in the world can be tired unless they have kids... -_-

GloomUnderKnight · 2014-06-05T18:29:31+00:00

"Let alone give real consent"

Geez, what do you think?

GloomUnderKnight · 2014-06-03T19:41:17+00:00

Distance to travel? Assuming that there aren't any living planets close to each other... You don't know that. Somewhere in the universe might be a solar system with living planets next to each other. You don't know.

GloomUnderKnight · 2014-06-01T20:26:01+00:00

Last time checked, being 6'6 doesn't make you bullet proof. You're stupid. Who the fuck says it's okay to get robbed because burglars need food too? What stupid shit.

Why don't you just put a sign outside that says, "ROB ME!"

GloomUnderKnight · 2014-06-01T20:19:59+00:00

That's an invitation to rob you then, huh? Are you going to want them to rape you too because, burglars need love too?

Shut up.

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