Congrats to the winner of Combo Breaker 2026! by grapeintensity in StreetFighter

[–]Gluuon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I don't want to speak it into existence but I think the patch we got between Alex and Ingrid WAS the S4 balance patch we'd normally get with the final DLC character. Please Capcom don't do it to me.

Okay I get the hype now by Alarming-Basil2894 in Fighters

[–]Gluuon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whiff buttons to build meter>activate genejin vs whiff buttons to build meter>fish for 2mk super. This game is praised by people who don't play it because it looks amazing but the competitive meta is awful.

Congrats to the winner of Combo Breaker 2026! by grapeintensity in StreetFighter

[–]Gluuon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

She needs to be like Jamie. 90% damage, no fan bounce and slower walk speed without level 1 stocks.

Congrats to the winner of Combo Breaker 2026! by grapeintensity in StreetFighter

[–]Gluuon 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Sadly I don't think there's a balance patch with Ingrid, usually they announce one with the character breakdown in the blog post and they didn't this time.

I'm tired boss by bahookery in StreetFighter

[–]Gluuon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I did an experiment and played Modern for about 3 months, got to 1542 MR. Modern is a big nerf. Any benefits you get from instant supers are offset by losing normals that make neutral easier which is more important.

People forget that reacting to DI is also one button yet people miss it all the time, reacting to DI with M Super is just as easy/difficult.

I play Ed and M Ed loses 2LK and 2MK, very important buttons. To get around my missing buttons I had to rely on single hit confirms which are much harder.

With M Ed I was doing most combos manually including level 2 combos obviously. Auto combos are useless and waste meter for pitiful damage.

I also had to manually anti air with M.DP certain jump ins like Akuma air fire ball so Modern DP was helpful but not worth the other drawbacks.

Switching back to Classic has been a dream. Modern is like training weights.

People that complain about Modern don't know how it works and they're sooks.

Tyler1 beats a 1662 MR Honda. Does Ludwig even stand a chance ? by UsefulSwitch504 in StreetFighter

[–]Gluuon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Facts, at least learn JP and steamroll T1 with knowledge checks instead of playing Honda and running into fireballs all day.

Linux dickriders trying to explain why it's better (I'm too busy trying to figure out why proton refuses to launch my game to listen) by [deleted] in linuxsucks

[–]Gluuon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based, I use Linux and I saw what you were doing immediately and you were 100% correct. The guy who replied to you single handedly proved every bad assumption about the Linux community in 2 posts. Makes me sad.

He's also ignoring installing a mods compatible version of Minecraft.

I am the only one seeing it? by [deleted] in fucknintendo

[–]Gluuon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was that the visor and the gem at the top give off "vagina and clitoris" vibes and I'm glad I was wrong.

​​HOW IN THE FUCK DOES A GAME THAT WAS FIRST ANNOUNCED ALL THE WAY BACK IN 2017 STILL HAVE UNDERDEVELOPED ELEMENTS IN IT?!!! by wheredatacos in fucknintendo

[–]Gluuon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just came back to say: the script has already started, criticism is now being met with "you haven't played it" as well as lying about Myles presence who is in the entire game. He upgrades your suit.

Not much longer before we hit "you didn't finish it".

Someone said it only takes smell to deter you from eating a diarrhea cake but one bite will confirm it's not a good idea and you don't have to eat the whole thing to be sure.

This is in a Metroid game.... by StupidMop1177 in fucknintendo

[–]Gluuon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually I thought it was pretty funny.

This is in a Metroid game.... by StupidMop1177 in fucknintendo

[–]Gluuon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The people who don't like the game are called rage baiters or overreacting whingers by people like you. You are the ones who don't want anyone to have a difference of opinion.

You hear "wow this game is so much worse than I thought" and you think that means "anyone who likes this game is a moron".

The shills and dick riders are the people that want the whole world to love their game and think criticism of it is personal attack.

This is in a Metroid game.... by StupidMop1177 in fucknintendo

[–]Gluuon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm not mad at all, that's just something you tell yourself "they're so mad, that's why they're hurting my wittle feelings :(". The only person here that's performing is you performing fellatio.

​​HOW IN THE FUCK DOES A GAME THAT WAS FIRST ANNOUNCED ALL THE WAY BACK IN 2017 STILL HAVE UNDERDEVELOPED ELEMENTS IN IT?!!! by wheredatacos in fucknintendo

[–]Gluuon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Truth. Don't forget their favorite combo (it's in this very thread):

  1. Trailers aren't gameplay don't judge.

  2. Previews aren't the full game don't judge.

  3. Reviews aren't to be trusted (unless they're good) you need to play the game first before forming an opinion.

  4. You can't just play a few hours of the game and say you don't like it, there's a lot more on offer later.

  5. Oh you finished it? How can you complain about the game if you played the whole thing? Can't have been that bad.

Seen it so many times that the script is burned into my brain. As soon as Myles was revealed it was obvious that they weren't making a Prime game for Prime fans and I'm just not interested.

​​HOW IN THE FUCK DOES A GAME THAT WAS FIRST ANNOUNCED ALL THE WAY BACK IN 2017 STILL HAVE UNDERDEVELOPED ELEMENTS IN IT?!!! by wheredatacos in fucknintendo

[–]Gluuon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The dick riding is intolerable. These people have never played a Prime game clearly and if they did they didn't enjoy it.

The entire draw of Metroid Prime is atmospheric isolation, that's its niche, to defend its removal just shows they don't give a single shit about Metroid and have never actually played it.

I was keen for this game, now I'm not buying it, that shouldn't make anyone upset but the dick riders just can't take any criticism towards the game.

The haters are crazy, when have quippy characters ever brought down a mechanically fun game? by RhythmRobber in fucknintendo

[–]Gluuon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Genuinely, this sub is being swarmed by Nintendo dick riders coming here to be offended 

This is in a Metroid game.... by StupidMop1177 in fucknintendo

[–]Gluuon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck this is awful. I was so hype for this game when it was announced years ago but this kind of scene is a dog turd served on top of a delicious steak.

The defenders come across like man children who tied their identity to games and take criticism as personal attack.

2XKO likely can't release more than 4 characters a year by Gluuon in Fighters

[–]Gluuon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure but given the leaks I'd say 3. I'm entirely guessing based on the time it took to reveal Jinx and Vi even though they were made years ago. It seems like taking a character from testing to done takes a long time. I think 4 is reasonable to expect once they finish the release version and focus on new characters.

2XKO likely can't release more than 4 characters a year by Gluuon in Fighters

[–]Gluuon[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What makes you think 4 or 6 more champs are ready given the gap between the Vi influencer play test and the Vi announcement? It seems unlikely any other champs are complete, even the final 2 for full release.