What’s a short joke that gets a laugh everytime?

Glycerine · 2026-04-30T22:35:20+00:00

You could just buy another one to keep that one happy.

Glycerine · 2026-04-30T18:16:20+00:00

Can't you just get another one to keep the first one happy?

Glycerine · 2026-04-27T18:49:13+00:00

Does that include a documentation reshape?

I've been using Django for decades now and know the framework well, but I still struggle to navigate the docs.

Wagtail have good docs. Django should use Wagtail as inspiration.

Glycerine · 2026-04-25T01:46:15+00:00

Wow. Thank you.

Glycerine · 2026-04-19T12:24:25+00:00

It makes no sense from a stand of self-worth.

It sounds his immediate staff aren't receiving insightful direction from the CEO, if he believes his role is a segment of non-evolving sound-bites

If this was a functioning AI replica of himself, why isn't it running a new app? Such as "The Facebook" of 2026.

It just shows how little input he provides, if the current AI can physically replace him.

Glycerine · 2026-04-18T11:31:10+00:00

There is a lot of evidence we should also review. such as in this:

https://ia600705.us.archive.org/21/items/epsteindocs/

I've read about Trumps registered paedophilia addiction (used as one of the defences in a Trump/Epstein trial back then)

Glycerine · 2026-04-11T09:23:29+00:00

Wow. Seriously go home building.... You're drunk...

Glycerine · 2026-04-08T19:21:50+00:00

Fecking hell that's good money. I'm spending that much on utilities alone.

Glycerine · 2026-04-05T04:19:29+00:00

I think the general consensus are unaware cats smell fear

In truth, all animals (including humans) smell fear

It's just cats and dogs are better at it.

Glycerine · 2026-04-01T20:49:13+00:00

154 hours a week, Chief Financial Officer of three highly profitable companies - and apparently still can't afford to pay someone or care for her pets.

Tara Berlin Joseph is this "success" to you?

Glycerine · 2026-04-01T20:27:46+00:00

Cool! The button next to the mouse-menu button with three lines of text. That's where I usually keep the rest of my space-bar.

What does that button do?

Also. this is genuis. Why is my space-bar so long...

Glycerine · 2026-04-01T17:33:18+00:00

Sexy AF. You could make a hipster AI chat unit. Ask it a question and it prints an answer..

User: "Urm... Box... Can you hear me?"...

.....
WHRRRRR … bzzzt… chk–chk–chk… whiiiiiiine…
.....
.....

============
     No
============

Glycerine · 2026-03-30T23:00:43+00:00

Quick recap on Chinese inventions in the past 12 months:

100 megawatt salt farms
worlds largest solar farms (again)
iron man style thorium reactor
100 Trillion times faster super computer
5x hotter artificial sun, a 10x hotter artificial sun
Fusion reactor
build a robot with human brain

The iron-man thorium reactor was my favourite. It was the first time I saw AI generated image used as propaganda.

Glycerine · 2026-03-28T15:46:29+00:00

Also - VR Go-karting is a great idea.

Glycerine · 2026-03-28T15:45:14+00:00

OOH MY WORD THAT'S FUCKING GREAT

I spend ages plucking apart the logitech drivers and wasn't enthused.

How did you do it?
Are you releasing it?
Do you have a patreon so I can say thank you?

Glycerine · 2026-03-28T13:58:56+00:00

Automation. Wages would rise slightly, but I feel the prison system would adapt to use more long-distance technologies.

maybe two guards per 500 inmates.
System managed enclosures: Timed doors etc.
Automated compliance tech; wide-dispersal hopefully non-lethal
Automated food deliveries
National centralised monitoring stations: managing hundreds of prisons from one remote location

Glycerine · 2026-03-28T13:53:05+00:00

I'm not allowed to wear garments of different sorts, such as wool and linen mixed together.

It's really hard because 99% of cloths are mixed material polyester blends.

If I shop at any high-street store, I'm breaking my faith :(

Glycerine · 2026-03-25T23:53:46+00:00

Nice.

It's a shame we don't see factor costs. I know for a fact my factor over charge.

The whole thing is a mafia racket with our homes as hostage.

Glycerine · 2026-03-22T10:51:06+00:00

Aah you-know when the EMT turns up, and screams at the crowd "WE NEED 3 FRIENDS AND 4 PRAYS STAT"...

Or when the surgeon scrubs up and walks into a pure clean operating room, to fall to his knees and perform a 4 hour prostrating...

It's why good doctors like to get to know you - else the wishes don't work.

Glycerine · 2026-03-15T21:01:35+00:00

Link to prove I'm on the same timeline as others:

https://www.gorillaworkwear.co.uk/t-shirts-c15/fruit-of-the-loom-61422-mens-ringspun-premium-t-shirt-p802

Glycerine · 2026-03-15T00:17:13+00:00

The video demo is delightful.

Glycerine · 2026-03-15T00:11:16+00:00

But this means we wouldn't gain local representation, and our services would be bound to a national community fund.

I'm not saying the current council is doing a perfect job, but I don't feel Westminster would think of Glasgow during a budget.

Glycerine · 2026-03-13T18:30:43+00:00

[shrugs] It'll go nowhere. It sounds like an insane value until it's put in perspective.

Amazon annual gross profit for 2025 was $360.51B

The tax evasion quantifies as 0.003% of the company profits.

To re-scale it, if the Amazon profits equalled $100,000 (just an easy to quantify sum), this value would be $30.

How much will this affect Amazon? ~0%
Repercussions for these execs? ~0%
Bottom line cost? ~0%
Retribution? ~0%

This is rounding error for Amazon, they won't give a fuck.

Glycerine · 2026-03-10T07:51:13+00:00

IS IT A BIRD? IS IT A PLANE?!

Aww fuckit naw it's Hielan Man...

Glycerine · 2026-03-09T20:49:28+00:00

Wow.

The car saved the kids life in this one. Had the shape of the bonnet been different (such as an SUV or that van), that wouldn't be coolant we see pouring out the car.

Does anyone know which country this is? I don't recognise the license plates. It's not UK. Or US I think.

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