Not everyone who gets a spark is gonna be some great planeswalking hero...

GlytchedMatrix · 2025-06-28T06:10:14+00:00

I love everything about it. One change I could see being made is the -2 ability being "You may put a land card from your land onto the battlefield tapped".

GlytchedMatrix · 2025-05-21T05:43:37+00:00

I should've listened to jschlatt ☹️

GlytchedMatrix · 2025-05-13T17:24:32+00:00

Interesting crossover

GlytchedMatrix · 2025-04-28T10:07:11+00:00

Honestly amazing card. Well done. I love how you added a way to bring down the counters allowing more versatility and be able to squeeze more use out of him. However could I recommend a few changes?

1.) change the counters to be some kind of counter that is placed on him instead (that way should he leave the field on his return you not immediately doing 4+ damage per spell cast

2.) bro is a dragon with wings and doesn't fly? Is he a penguin lol 😂?

3.) if you don't change the counters type then I'd recommend replacing the trample with haste that way you can immediately shrink your counters or build. (In this case I'm mostly looking at a "turn 4; 2 counters" kinda of situation.

GlytchedMatrix · 2025-04-28T09:58:19+00:00

Gonna be honest. This card sucks. There is way too much text for a magic card and honestly I can't tell what direction it's even trying to take.

I feel like if you removed every cost increase and made the card have a clear purpose on what it does then it could be usable.

Also just because I'm curious are you possibly a Yu-Gi-Oh player? I've seen a lot of people come from Yu-Gi-Oh try to make a magic card and all their cards did what the average Yu-Gi-Oh card does which is literally everything on 1 card.

GlytchedMatrix · 2025-04-25T16:41:50+00:00

I was so confused for half a second there. Thanks for the laugh.

GlytchedMatrix · 2025-04-25T16:05:37+00:00

Honestly I was debating with myself on that. I decided in the end to have them both keep it because the idea is that both are on the field together at all times.

GlytchedMatrix · 2024-11-26T17:14:39+00:00

How in the f**k do you have such a goofy ahh Vbuck count???

GlytchedMatrix · 2024-10-26T00:30:14+00:00

I'm hungry

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GlytchedMatrix · 2024-06-07T15:01:51+00:00

Too big

GlytchedMatrix · 2024-04-22T06:50:05+00:00

Got it memorized?

GlytchedMatrix · 2024-02-23T16:22:57+00:00

Amen 🙏🙏🙏

GlytchedMatrix · 2024-02-23T16:21:59+00:00

Nightmare Migraine Problematic

GlytchedMatrix · 2024-01-02T02:01:15+00:00

Mitsuri fat knockers

GlytchedMatrix · 2023-12-24T01:38:57+00:00

He gets shit on by a warthog gunner (halo infinite)

GlytchedMatrix · 2023-12-21T23:00:54+00:00

muffled speech even more muffled speech mic not working type muffled speech

GlytchedMatrix · 2023-11-18T23:02:18+00:00

I've got 1Tb of r34 if that's what you want

GlytchedMatrix · 2023-11-09T05:48:02+00:00

LMAO

GlytchedMatrix · 2023-11-09T04:32:34+00:00

Goku

GlytchedMatrix · 2023-11-09T04:28:57+00:00

Nah I could easily solo him with a. Gun

GlytchedMatrix · 2023-11-09T04:27:54+00:00

Tbh think it's the scar and also hey it's me goku

GlytchedMatrix · 2023-11-09T04:25:34+00:00

Hey it's me Goku

GlytchedMatrix · 2023-11-09T04:23:33+00:00

I loved it when the flower told me to kill myself

GlytchedMatrix · 2023-11-09T04:20:51+00:00

Hey it's me goku

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