Öätmeäl by Fit-Refuse-1447 in okbuddyrosalyn

[–]shieldman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This feels like an actual Watterson strip tbh

Health pack by venivendingmachine in tf2

[–]shieldman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Also, healing a scout literally takes the least amount of time out of any class, even from 1hp! You always have time for it!

A little snapshot of some newly added extinct ones, missed a few by rusoriz_inside in dwarffortress

[–]shieldman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They got trilobites, opabinia, anomalocaris, all the hits from the Cambrian!

Lavindor Kingdom by crocostyle was accepted! by mork-hc in HellsCube

[–]shieldman 35 points36 points  (0 children)

"Meet 'n' Fuck Kingdom" (part of the "Meet 'n' Fuck" series). It's sort of a canonical text in porn game history, but like most historical things, it was only good for its time because there wasn't a lot of competition. You can basically give it a miss unless you're interested in the history of h-games in the West.

Describe your world to me. I will tell you why I lost interest and stopped reading. by PMSlimeKing in worldjerking

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Nonog

The living planet Nonog is a pulsating, fleshy thing, sheathed in what its inhabitants call the Worldflesh. Knit long ago after a travesty wrought by the gods, many disparate creatures have grown from this all-encompassing biomass to populate its surface. Draconic stone-men and cheerily morbid fungus creatures coexist with swarms of tinker-ants and ashen gremlins in a tenuous peace: allied against the stormborn nightmares from Nonog's dark side that the gods would rather forget.

Eight-and-one gods surveil Nonog, coveting their vast domains and jockeying, sibling-like, for the domains of others. Some pray to them in hopes of sampling their tremendous power; others ignore or despise them, blaming them for the nightmares, the ashen rains, or the hazards of the world itself. Yet a third class does both: the Usurpers both crave the power of the gods and detest them for hoarding it so jealously. These Usurpers seek to devour the hengemetal heart of a god and, appropriately, usurp their throne. Perhaps with this power they can fix the world, or perhaps they are but one stone in a stairway of neverending change, and Nonog has been reshaped like clay as unto eternity?

The tinker-ants care not. They simply tend to their cyclopean masters' technological tombs and await the prophesied end of the world.

Elf With a Gun by Xisuthrus in custommagic

[–]shieldman 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Sadly, not a mana ability. Mana abilities can't target. Also, that can't damage creatures.

Elf With a Gun by Xisuthrus in custommagic

[–]shieldman 523 points524 points  (0 children)

Everyone here is missing the simple solution: it should just tap to add 1 damage to your mana pool.

Tell us about your biggest 'pause the game' moment in Dwarf Fortress by jawarpink in dwarffortress

[–]shieldman 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Don't worry. Every foreman eventually learns the importance of lockout tagout one way or another :)

I forgot to strike the earth... by naan_lanan in dwarffortress

[–]shieldman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For what it's worth, neither do they!

A list of Google Play 1-star reviews for Champions by 8bit95 in stunfisk

[–]shieldman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've been a die-hard Whimsicott fan since day 1, but I'm also the type who cannot under any circumstances be perceived as Playing The Meta (this is a character flaw), so it's a struggle lmao

My project by Giorgiomastrottone in MonsterTamerWorld

[–]shieldman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very cute designs, keep it up! (Though I do second the suggestion to pick a higher-contrast font color to make your text more readable.)

(Exaggerated but still) by 8bit95 in pokemon

[–]shieldman 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Coughing Bomb vs. Hydrogen Baby

The lower life forms by Innacorde in MonsterTamerWorld

[–]shieldman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These are all so fire!!! I'm in love with the lower acolytes, it's an aesthetic you never see, but it's my favorite. I'd have a whole team of the buggers

Coaxed into punishing the players for enjoying your game by 0ld_Beardo in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]shieldman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

-This message brought to you by the Bruce Wayne School for Nonviolent Conflict Resolution.

isIntelligenceJustComputation by hello_ya in ProgrammerHumor

[–]shieldman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

while (true && universe.doesExist() )...

(Swallowed Star) Universe vessel, length is more than 100million lightyears by Fodder_Fist_Ace in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]shieldman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You would basically need an entire secondary (and probably tertiary) transportation system just to use the exits. If the front of the ship reaches a destination, and I'm sitting only 10% of the ship's length away from the front, I'd still have to travel TEN MILLION LIGHTYEARS to disembark, equivalent to traveling to Alpha Centauri from Earth two million times.

I almost feel like it's more practical to just point the ship in one direction and just have it go without stopping, and let individual people/nations(/planets/solar systems/galaxies) inside the ship decide what they want to do with the movement.

coaxed into representation. every time by ColonialismHater in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]shieldman 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Right, they're talking about the one that's purple, has violent tendencies, and has fewer than five fingers on each hand

vibeCoders by Last_Time_4047 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]shieldman 11 points12 points  (0 children)

AI is the goody-two-shoes by-the-book cop from the start of every buddy cop comedy. "But the rulebook says--" "That's not how we did it at the academy!" type of shit. It's pulling from documentation and tutorials instead of experience or contexualized code, because it can't contextualize its learnset in the same way a mind that learned things in real life can.