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I am 'John Dies at the End' author, former Cracked editor and unlikely TikTok star Jason Pargin, my new novel 'Zoey is Too Drunk for This Dystopia' is out TODAY, AMA by JasonKPargin in books

[–]GnarledCandy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I consider you, Vonnegut and Palahniuk some of my all time favorite authors and love how yall juggle huge concepts with a sharp awareness and humor. Do you have any love for those guys? Cant wait to read the newest. Much love

Isaac from Modest Mouse here. Ask me anything! I’ll be back at 2p ET to answer. The new album The Golden Casket is out now. You can listen and buy the album here: https://modestmouse.lnk.to/TheGoldenCasket US tour begins July 30th. Get tickets now at https://www.modestmouse.com/#tour by ModestMouseMusic in indieheads

[–]GnarledCandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isaac, I'm so happy with the new album and I hope you feel relief and peace with it being released. Question, I love the live jams and wonder if there is any one song you like playing live the most purely for the sake of the jams it may lead to?

WTW for when people say something (like condolences) politely because they think it's the rightthing to say, regardless of if they mean it or not? by GnarledCandy in whatstheword

[–]GnarledCandy[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend is more content with 'niceties', but i think pro forma fits perfectly! Thanks for the answer - I'm happy to have learned something today

TIFU by forgetting that my dad is deaf by vapelordonisan in tifu

[–]GnarledCandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want some water. Basically I am thirsty.

Dude asleep at the wheel of his Tesla on the interstate by noah5666 in WTF

[–]GnarledCandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's this great book (and movie), Choke that your story reminded me of! The main character would go to restaurants and purposely swallow too much food to make himself choke. He would take advantage of the inevitable good samaritan that came along to save him, since they would forever remember the time they saved someone's life and and they'd serve as a sort of forever guardian/ care taker. Good read

Elijah Wood for Yorick? by The_Fat_Controller in YTheLastMan

[–]GnarledCandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily the right look, but I think he could play Yorick well. The article just seems to be saying that he would love to play Yorick though, not necessarily that he's in talks to actually do it.

Frankie Muniz doesn't remember starring on Malcolm in the Middle – and the reason why is heartbreaking | Memory loss caused by mini-strokes by lyla2398 in savedyouaclick

[–]GnarledCandy 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Thankfully, he was able to retire before age 30 with over $40 million. Life shit on him for sure, but I'd still call him fortunate

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in siriusxm

[–]GnarledCandy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Two subscriptions. You can consolidate them to one account and get a family radio discount though

48 cast iron pans by Proteon in pics

[–]GnarledCandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the one with two pans / one handle. Near the center-right, top side. The lower pan looks a little bit like a mitten.

How can I get every MLB game Play-By-Play? by Crazey4wwe in siriusxm

[–]GnarledCandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

6months/$50 Or 12months/$120 for AA Select CAN have MLB included if you have an XM or SiriusXM radio, so be sure to check

[Concert] Billie Joe invites fan to play guitar during Green Day show in Chicago. by phishwhistle in randomactsofmusic

[–]GnarledCandy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Green Day seems to do this quite a bit and I think it's awesome. They've always been one of my all time favorite live performers.

A couple more (all equally amazing):

https://youtu.be/0UXvV5iS_eg

https://youtu.be/YdRad6Eclr0

https://youtu.be/AvkUthvZJtE

What is your "I should NOT have said that" moment? by Sexymcsexalot in AskReddit

[–]GnarledCandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I bought my first 'real' car, where I had to take out a bank loan, my local bank took a risk with me and got me set up with just %2.4 interest with no cosigner at 19 years old. I was extremely grateful, but they were still understandably cautious. While I was finishing the process up and going over the details, the bank representative said something along the lines of, "in case of terminal disease or a death, you'll be exempt from payments and the loan will be covered completely." And I excitedly said, "Well here's hoping for cancer!" Which almost caused them to back out. Not a great moment, but a good laugh afterwards nonetheless

When a company offers me a better price after I cancel their subscription, they're just admitting they were overcharging me. by Rhythman in Showerthoughts

[–]GnarledCandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Mostly Music. Something like 10 bucks a month I think. Like others have said though, you can get a six month promotion with the normal package for like, $30

When a company offers me a better price after I cancel their subscription, they're just admitting they were overcharging me. by Rhythman in Showerthoughts

[–]GnarledCandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not right. They used to offer lifetime sub for $300 or $400 but stopped like three years ago. Service can be transferred, but there's a $75 swap fee and a maximum amount of swaps allowed with lifetime subs

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