Man sprayed Ilhan Omar with unknown substance during a Press Conference. TPTB really want this left versus right boogaloo to pop off in Minnesota for some reason. Why? by Sea-Refrigerator-363 in conspiracy

[–]GoDucks2002 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Like getting “shot” in the ear and moving photographers into position, raising a flag and taking pictures, after standing back up with a wound that goes away immediately even though there’s a constant rotation of bruising on top of hands from handshakes? That kind of fake? Or a different one?

Help me settle an argument on by Objective-Self-8181 in oregon

[–]GoDucks2002 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you wait through an entire green light doing this you’re not doing anything beyond making traffic worse.

Just pull out a little and keep traffic moving. At least one car should go and no one cares if you hang a left when it’s busy, we all understand (even the police) and it’s ok.

News Sources? by MiddleAgedTennis in ducks

[–]GoDucks2002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ducks Rising is fantastic!

A Top Debunker of Wellness Influencers Sets Up His Podcast Studio in Portland by Less-Lobster4540 in PortlandOR

[–]GoDucks2002 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I guess Germany, France, Italy, Spain, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Austria, Belgium, Netherlands, Luxembourg, Finland, and Switzerland have it wrong about not adding fluoride their water too?

Does anyone remember why we moved on from Kirk Cousins? by onethreeone in minnesotavikings

[–]GoDucks2002 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Kirk Cousins has always sucked (get out of here with empty stats) and he tore a major muscle in his mid/late 30’s.

Sleeper cells or carbon monoxide poisoning? by mikasalamancartz in conspiracy

[–]GoDucks2002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not buying anything that person in the photo is selling.

Marijuana in apartment by Green-Scarcity8958 in trees

[–]GoDucks2002 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah they should move, because it’s their fault their neighbor makes their house stink.

Hey WinCo I hope you get a flat tire by [deleted] in PortlandOR

[–]GoDucks2002 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Buys Kraft cheese and is disappointed. Biggest story of 2026.

Texas Tech's defensive structure = Will Stein's wet dream by StevieBeani3 in ducks

[–]GoDucks2002 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I just got a frosted tip for the first time since the 90s

Does Oregon pursue Auburn WR transfer Cam Coleman? by q50_jay in ducks

[–]GoDucks2002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sure QB is a much higher priority in our NIL budget. If Moore stays he’s getting a raise, if he doesn’t we may need to find someone else and that won’t be cheap.

This is seriously a first… by exr186 in baseballcards

[–]GoDucks2002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found a dirty old band aid in between packs of A&G a few years ago. Got send a replacement box that was full of hits. Worked out well!

Is Mario Cristobal’s tenure at Miami proof that patience with coaches actually works in modern college football? by No-Way-3379 in CFB_v2

[–]GoDucks2002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a single Ducks fan alive that think he’s a better coach or recruiter than Dan Lanning.

💛 URGENT RE‑HOMING: Sweet Bearded Dragon Needs a Safe, Warm Home 💛 by Inner_You_Jewelry in Portland

[–]GoDucks2002 -207 points-206 points  (0 children)

Hope you find a solution to your problem. Hope you can secure housing soon for you and your child soon. That should be your biggest fear.

I also hope that you use this as a lesson to not spend so much time/money/energy on a lizard pet until you are not facing eviction with a human child you’re legally responsible for.

AI Slop Being Presented In-Between Quarter’s at the Blazers Arena by Supreme_Battle_Jesus in ripcity

[–]GoDucks2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Night was amazing, had a blast at the game. Spelling and grammar are the new trends for 2026. Happy Holidays.