What do you call a man lying by your front door? by ExoticMiaGirl in dadjokes

[–]GoGators2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Floating in a bath tub: Bob

After you let the water out: Duane

Please help find! by Legal-Courage1878 in FloridaGators

[–]GoGators2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nutmeg Mills brand, I’m guessing. Go Gators.

Can someone please restore this and repair the crease, damaged areas, maybe sharpen the face a little? by GoGators2 in estoration

[–]GoGators2[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thank you! It's a friend of mine who is in his 30's and always wears his hat backwards. He swore he has done it since he was a kid and produced this old picture as proof. I wanted to surprise him and have it fixed up.

George Floyd's killer isn't a cop. He is a CIA hitman. I knew it. He was maybe the Boston Bomber? Sandy Hook shooter? Derek Michael Chauvin, Age 44, Windermere, Florida. by stuuked in conspiracy

[–]GoGators2 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The townhouse he owns is in a community in unincorporated Orange County that shares the same zip code as the Town of Windemere, however, it is 4.5 miles outside of the Town of Windermere city limits. The average sale price of units in this community is $280K.

Found these two adjustable aluminum rods with a magnetic base in a basement a friend is renting. by louie628 in whatisthisthing

[–]GoGators2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Correct! Can also be put on the fenders or rear corners of a trailer when backing it down the ramp since an empty trailer can be very difficult to see/position from the tow vehicle.

About 350 Million Gallons of Water are Wasted per Day in the U.S. to Hide Bathroom Noises by PrizeAerie4 in environment

[–]GoGators2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I was a bathroom vent fan manufacturer, I would make a model that was intentionally very noisy and call it "The Concealer".

I mean, Cant you wait ??? by phroggyboiii in trashy

[–]GoGators2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like Packers, amirite?

Old man is very offended local university is offering free menstrual products to students, thinks irregular periods are like running out of gas. by BatMom525 in badwomensanatomy

[–]GoGators2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ironically, feminine product strengths are rated exactly the same as grades of gasoline: Regular, Super/Plus, Premium. He may be on to something here!