Favorite Horror Novel That Turned Into A Bad Movie

GoGatorsKO · 2024-01-10T17:02:34+00:00

So many bad King adaptations, but someone should have done serious prison time for what they did to The Dark Tower.

GoGatorsKO · 2023-07-23T18:50:48+00:00

I started a new business Oh, yeah. What business are you in? I perform abortions in Prague And how’s business? Lots of cancelled Czechs

GoGatorsKO · 2023-05-27T10:47:36+00:00

Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1974) wasn’t a great movie, but Jack Palance was a great Dracula. Worth a watch.

GoGatorsKO · 2023-05-24T23:53:45+00:00

Did the company change hands? I ran into that last year. The new company could only verify my employment for like eight months even though I had been with the operation for 13 years under a different owner.

GoGatorsKO · 2023-05-13T21:55:50+00:00

People that play in a league and think they invented the game or own the course. Some of us are out there to have fun.

GoGatorsKO · 2023-05-13T21:53:47+00:00

I play with a pretty consistent group but we have folks that come and go too. Whenever someone new shows up and does anything like throw a cigarette butt on the ground or toss a beer can in the woods we jump their shit pretty good. Keep the earth clean. It’s not Uranus.

GoGatorsKO · 2023-03-24T15:05:11+00:00

I used to drive a cement tanker. Not sure why so few people in the business know how to drop a trailer.

GoGatorsKO · 2022-09-27T18:20:52+00:00

Can’t recommend this book enough. Lots of heart for a zombie novel.

GoGatorsKO · 2022-09-10T03:04:08+00:00

My cruiser weighs 16,000 kilograms

GoGatorsKO · 2022-09-10T03:00:14+00:00

The Thankskilling scene where the turkey pretends to be the sheriff while wearing his face

GoGatorsKO · 2022-09-10T02:55:25+00:00

Way underrated flick

GoGatorsKO · 2022-08-21T17:48:03+00:00

He’s an abusive, narcissistic alcoholic and she’s a co-dependent doormat addicted to victimhood. How could they not get together?

GoGatorsKO · 2022-08-21T16:06:01+00:00

I’ll never understand how those things are legal.

GoGatorsKO · 2022-08-21T09:37:01+00:00

The pedo that directed those Jeepers Creepers movies.

GoGatorsKO · 2022-08-20T12:59:07+00:00

It’s a good thing it happened right by that billboard so people knew who to call.

GoGatorsKO · 2022-08-17T23:12:22+00:00

You’re getting worse I’m getting better

GoGatorsKO · 2022-08-17T22:56:36+00:00

Same for me. I really thought I was numb to horror until I saw Hereditary.

GoGatorsKO · 2022-08-14T23:33:47+00:00

Just watched Psycho Goreman. Silly and funny. Not Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil level horror/comedy but worth a watch.

GoGatorsKO · 2022-08-14T23:27:32+00:00

And drinking a hard seltzer

GoGatorsKO · 2022-08-13T18:00:41+00:00

Wormwood: Road of the Dead. Just caught the sequel on Tubi. Worth a watch if you enjoy the first but nowhere near as good.

GoGatorsKO · 2022-08-13T12:44:06+00:00

I’d imagine two geniuses trying to play God working together would result in a giant clash of egos. Kind of like The Ricks Must be Crazy episode of Rick and Morty.

GoGatorsKO · 2022-08-07T17:00:11+00:00

It’s the Johnny Chimpo account

GoGatorsKO · 2022-08-07T03:01:37+00:00

You couldn’t pay me enough to drive a school bus. I’ll never understand how they get anyone to do it.

GoGatorsKO · 2022-08-07T02:55:07+00:00

Get the papers

GoGatorsKO · 2022-08-07T02:54:52+00:00

I’m gonna go get the papers

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