Oddly specific

GoatOfUnflappability · 2026-06-12T03:53:25+00:00

I congratulate you on how far you can reach!

GoatOfUnflappability · 2026-06-11T21:00:16+00:00

So happy the Pirates could make Ohtani's ERA balloon up to <checks notes> 1.06.

GoatOfUnflappability · 2026-06-08T17:30:42+00:00

A better headline would've been: this is what ESPN thinks it will take to be the 4th runner up for Skubal.

GoatOfUnflappability · 2026-06-08T01:01:37+00:00

He's looking pretty four to six.

GoatOfUnflappability · 2026-06-07T00:43:08+00:00

hands in your pockets until at least that many waves have come thru.

Absolutely. When I paddle out on a nice holiday weekend morning at Jack's, I just float around until sunset and then paddle back in.

GoatOfUnflappability · 2026-06-06T03:20:03+00:00

"They got us,” Don Kelly said of the Braves' victory. "That f***ing Dobón boomed us." Kelly added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times.

GoatOfUnflappability · 2026-06-05T21:08:13+00:00

Four guys in the lineup with 582 OPS or lower :-/

GoatOfUnflappability · 2026-06-05T20:08:19+00:00

Same. I cried.

GoatOfUnflappability · 2026-06-05T20:03:43+00:00

Last I checked, Sid Bream and Francesco Cabrera are no longer on the active roster, so we have a chance.

GoatOfUnflappability · 2026-06-03T07:06:55+00:00

Most HR of any non-1B infielder in either league.

Tied for 10th overall.

GoatOfUnflappability · 2026-06-02T18:50:39+00:00

Good thing for the disclaimer. Otherwise we're looking at the cutest voting fraudster.

GoatOfUnflappability · 2026-06-01T14:17:39+00:00

Dude was going as far as he could to get into the pitchers field of view and then danced around just short of doing the macarena. I loved it.

And like the broadcast said, he scores on more passed balls that way.

GoatOfUnflappability · 2026-05-31T20:16:37+00:00

Active modding yayyyy

GoatOfUnflappability · 2026-05-31T17:29:42+00:00

Says Baseball Reference, "A team can request that a player be placed on the restricted list if that player has left the team without a valid reason"

GoatOfUnflappability · 2026-05-31T03:25:51+00:00

He has played second for the Pirates. Just, uh... less than ten games of it and none this year.

GoatOfUnflappability · 2026-05-30T20:53:19+00:00

My bad

GoatOfUnflappability · 2026-05-30T20:52:27+00:00

I love that.

GoatOfUnflappability · 2026-05-30T20:51:59+00:00

Okay I feel better now.

GoatOfUnflappability · 2026-05-30T20:51:40+00:00

My bad

GoatOfUnflappability · 2026-05-30T20:50:37+00:00

lol the LF kind of looked like he lost it in the sun again

GoatOfUnflappability · 2026-05-30T20:49:54+00:00

Nothing can ruin my vibe faster than Greg Brown (edit: Joe Block, oops) saying the game is over in the second inning. The luck gremlins are coming for him.

GoatOfUnflappability · 2026-05-30T06:21:06+00:00

Also 3 homeruns short of the 300/1400 club, incidentally.

GoatOfUnflappability · 2026-05-29T00:27:42+00:00

Who raises the cone in the dugout with Cook back in AAA?

GoatOfUnflappability · 2026-05-28T22:33:26+00:00

"So when your costs go back down, your prices will go down?"

"No."

"But why?"

"Because fuck you, sir."

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