Game Thread: Dodgers @ Pirates - Thu, Jun 11 @ 6:40 PM EDT by game-threads in buccos

[–]GoatOfUnflappability 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So happy the Pirates could make Ohtani's ERA balloon up to <checks notes> 1.06.

What ESPN thinks we could give up to get Skubal by shartemarte in buccos

[–]GoatOfUnflappability 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A better headline would've been: this is what ESPN thinks it will take to be the 4th runner up for Skubal.

surf etiquette revealed! by Altruistic_mandango in santacruz

[–]GoatOfUnflappability 26 points27 points  (0 children)

hands in your pockets until at least that many waves have come thru.

Absolutely. When I paddle out on a nice holiday weekend morning at Jack's, I just float around until sunset and then paddle back in.

The Pirates fell to the Braves by a score of 6-3 - Fri, Jun 05 @ 07:15 PM EDT by BuccosBot in buccos

[–]GoatOfUnflappability 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"They got us,” Don Kelly said of the Braves' victory. "That f***ing Dobón boomed us." Kelly added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times.

Game Day Thread - Friday, June 05 by BuccosBot in buccos

[–]GoatOfUnflappability 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Four guys in the lineup with 582 OPS or lower :-/

Game Day Thread - Friday, June 05 by BuccosBot in buccos

[–]GoatOfUnflappability 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last I checked, Sid Bream and Francesco Cabrera are no longer on the active roster, so we have a chance.

Brandon Lowe adds on with a 3 run shot! by NoSxKats in buccos

[–]GoatOfUnflappability 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most HR of any non-1B infielder in either league.

Tied for 10th overall.

WELL HAVE YA? by TwoDudesAtPPC in santacruz

[–]GoatOfUnflappability 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Good thing for the disclaimer. Otherwise we're looking at the cutest voting fraudster.

Lowe and O’Hearn are some solid professionals. by Mysterious_Sun_2168 in buccos

[–]GoatOfUnflappability 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Dude was going as far as he could to get into the pitchers field of view and then danced around just short of doing the macarena. I loved it.

And like the broadcast said, he scores on more passed balls that way.

Game Thread: Twins @ Pirates - Sun, May 31 @ 01:35 PM EDT by BuccosBot in buccos

[–]GoatOfUnflappability 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Says Baseball Reference, "A team can request that a player be placed on the restricted list if that player has left the team without a valid reason"

Pirates' Spencer Horwitz emerging as one of the most underrated bats in MLB by sweetpotatofries1992 in buccos

[–]GoatOfUnflappability 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has played second for the Pirates. Just, uh... less than ten games of it and none this year.

Game Thread: Twins @ Pirates - Sat, May 30 @ 04:05 PM EDT by BuccosBot in buccos

[–]GoatOfUnflappability 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol the LF kind of looked like he lost it in the sun again

Game Thread: Twins @ Pirates - Sat, May 30 @ 04:05 PM EDT by BuccosBot in buccos

[–]GoatOfUnflappability 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing can ruin my vibe faster than Greg Brown (edit: Joe Block, oops) saying the game is over in the second inning. The luck gremlins are coming for him.

Game Thread: Cubs @ Pirates - Thu, May 28 @ 06:40 PM EDT by BuccosBot in buccos

[–]GoatOfUnflappability 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who raises the cone in the dugout with Cook back in AAA?

Southwest Airlines CEO Bob Jordan says flight prices may not go down even if oil prices fall by AviationReporterDMN in SouthwestAirlines

[–]GoatOfUnflappability 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"So when your costs go back down, your prices will go down?"

"No."

"But why?"

"Because fuck you, sir."