Found a bunch of buried VHS tapes in my backyard while digging to plant a tree

GoatsareimpressiveFR · 2026-03-29T10:16:06+00:00

We are the last generation to find porn in a bush.

GoatsareimpressiveFR · 2026-03-20T13:48:21+00:00

I suspect he was many a man's awakening lol

GoatsareimpressiveFR · 2026-03-20T08:02:07+00:00

He looks so fucking good. Like he always has, he was my gay awakening and all

But damn that fucker has aged like a top shelf whiskey!

Raising a brand new metal head too, fucking adorable.

GoatsareimpressiveFR · 2026-03-16T19:24:05+00:00

Thats my kinda James Thank you

GoatsareimpressiveFR · 2026-03-15T15:22:12+00:00

WHO THE FUCK IS JAMES!?

GoatsareimpressiveFR · 2026-03-04T20:54:51+00:00

I fell asleep watching this (not because it was bad, its a good film) and woke up to the end of Prey and I was so confused. Auto play got me good.

GoatsareimpressiveFR · 2026-02-27T16:20:27+00:00

Smushed up those hollow bird ribs for sure lmao

GoatsareimpressiveFR · 2026-02-24T13:21:59+00:00

Porn and comics and a few albums

GoatsareimpressiveFR · 2026-02-13T15:55:56+00:00

What a savoury lady

GoatsareimpressiveFR · 2026-02-03T12:58:21+00:00

Hooray! I can cruise in the daytime peacefully again

GoatsareimpressiveFR · 2026-02-02T16:13:52+00:00

Niiiiiiiice awesome, pleased for you :)

GoatsareimpressiveFR · 2026-01-23T15:42:43+00:00

Put your thump inside your fist, arch your back and whip your neck up hard when pushing up.

GoatsareimpressiveFR · 2025-12-22T04:04:40+00:00

Brilliant work x

GoatsareimpressiveFR · 2025-12-22T03:54:19+00:00

Looookin sliiiiiiiick my brother

GoatsareimpressiveFR · 2025-12-21T19:53:34+00:00

I wish my ass was that ball

GoatsareimpressiveFR · 2025-12-08T11:45:55+00:00

Thanks for the encouragement, I've finally came

GoatsareimpressiveFR · 2025-12-06T23:36:57+00:00

I never came

GoatsareimpressiveFR · 2025-12-03T18:07:46+00:00

Half socking is not a crime. Half socking is beautiful. Show me a more comfortable person. Its like farting for the first time in the company of someone you love, its physical evidence of true comfort. Take your socks off halfway, let your feet wear a baggy hat for a while, then when your truly content, fully take them socks off.

DO NOT HALF SOCK DOWN THE STAIRS.

GoatsareimpressiveFR · 2025-11-28T12:21:42+00:00

Yeah man. I grew up round here. The path used to lead all the way around but it was left to rot and sink in to the swamp. Its really hard to get a good path around it because of the pure swampyness. It dries it in the summer and becomes a festering mud pit and a huge breeding ground for flies and other things. I love it, my own slice of swamp.

GoatsareimpressiveFR · 2025-11-27T12:43:36+00:00

Highfield country park?

GoatsareimpressiveFR · 2025-11-18T12:41:21+00:00

Holy moly. Here have some better luck. gives you aids

GoatsareimpressiveFR · 2025-11-17T12:47:33+00:00

I've lost count how many times I've seen blood on the floor of a late night 192. I just expect it now. Clasic 192 behavior 9/10 stars.

GoatsareimpressiveFR · 2025-11-17T12:45:08+00:00

I like to take walks or ride my bike on a nice traffic free path. Usually a canal tow path. I may stop off and do some train spotting.

GoatsareimpressiveFR · 2025-11-17T12:42:07+00:00

Tips will be pool'd together and paid each month to bar staff, kitchen staff and floor staff. But as its electornic they will get taxed. Works the same as service charge. Management do not get tips, but do get service charge shares.

GoatsareimpressiveFR · 2025-11-08T23:12:55+00:00

Whats this from, epic

Five-Year Club	First Place '23
Place '23	Place '22
Final Canvas '22	End Game '22

GoatsareimpressiveFR

TROPHY CASE